Exercising is great for relieving stress put on by an impending jail sentence. It’s also perfect for bulking up and preparing to fight off the flesh hungry ladies in your cell! Paris spent a little time with her personal trainer around LA yesterday. Instead of picking up protein shakes and multi-vitamins, she purchased paint and canvases. Not sure how that’s going to help her in the clinker, but I’m sure her elementary school art skills will lend themselves useful somehow. Get ready Paris! You day of doom is coming!

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According to In Touch Weekly, Paris Hilton and Elliot Mintz (her publicist) have severed their relationship after she stated he was the reason she drove on a suspended license. Paris as previously reported was sentenced to 45 days in prison for driving on a suspended license and violating her probation. The judge called Elliot’s testimony “worthless.” Elliot testified that he told Paris that she could drive again after 30 days and it was his fault that she was driving on a suspended license.

Paris feels that she was unfairly treated telling the paparazzi outside her house:

“I told the truth yesterday. I feel that I was treated unfairly. It’s both cruel and unwarranted.‘

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Kathy Hilton also had a few words about the situation:

“This is pathetic and disgusting, a waste of taxpayer money with this nonsense. It’s a joke”

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Here’s a picture of what we can expect to see in the future!

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Lock the b@#ch up! Case closed!

The Herpes Heiress is headed to the slammer faster than you can say, “That’s Hot”. A judge just sentenced Paris to 45 days in jail for violating her probation and driving with a suspended license. Her sentence will begin on June 5th and she will serve her sentence at LA’s Century Regional Detention Facility! All I have to say is “Don’t drop the soap”!
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Here’s a clip of her leaving the courtroom!

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie posed together at Armani Exchange’s Sunglasses Launch which was hosted by Nicole. Can someone please tell me what’s going on with Paris’ face.

Lindsay Lohan was also in attendance looking like her normal pretty party girl self. I wonder why Paris and Lindsay didn’t take any pictures together.

Paris Hilton rocked this questionable/intriguing ensemble yesterday during a random shopping spree which included purchasing a green parakeet and an Andy Warhol book.

So love muffins what do you think? Hate it or Love It?

It was only a matter of time before scum-buckets Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline started partying together. The two trashy peas in a pod came out last night to celebrate Jason Strauss’ (Paris’s current boy-toy) birthday at TAO Nightclub in Las Vegas.

How does Paris Hilton get her grimy hands on all these orgasmic men? Excuse me while I go to the bathroom and throw up! (and why is Paris’ face so pasty white in comparison to her tanned body!)