Paris found herself needing some revitalization after a recent multi-hour gruelling photo shoot in Hollywood. The “red banshee” found some refreshment in a pomegranate sundae nearby and replenished. She looks like a stepword wife robot in this photo. Has she been hanging out with Posh?!

Love the outfit. However, Paris is literally sitting on 22’s. Her feet are HUGE!

This clip from the The Simple Life “Goes to Camp” is freaking outrageous, but in a good way! Whoever came up with the idea to have Nicole & Paris performing Colonixs is a genius!

When in doubt, pray it out! Paris Hilton was seen carrying the Bible and “The Power of Now: A Guide to Spiritual Enlightenment” as she left her home yesterday. I know that’s right! If I was about to be locked up, I would be reading somebody’s bible too!

And here’s Sister Patterson from I Love New York to show Paris how to “Praise Him!”

Love muffins checkout this boring/fake make up scene between Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie from The Simple Life 5. I mean you would think they could try to be a little more convincing!

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie pose as jewelry thieves (who are later arrested) in the June issue of Harper’s Bazaar. How ironic!

Nicole on fame:

“My plan was not to be a celebrity. My plan was to be a singer and an entertainer. I wanted to go to NYU, major in musical theater, do Broadway, and come out with an album. Unfortunately, I started f@#king up when I was in my teens.”

Paris on the police:

“I think I get in more trouble just because of who I am. The cops do it all the time. They’ll just pull me over to hit on me. It’s really annoying. They’re like, ‘What’s your phone number? Want to go to dinner?’ They just pull me over, and the paparazzi, of course, take a picture. All the time. I have so many cops’ business cards. If it’s the weekend, I have parties at my house because only cheese-balls go out on the weekend.”

Celebutantes Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie unleash their patented brand of mischief and mayhem again on the American people with The Simple Life Goes To Camp. Catch the season premier Memorial Day; Monday, May 28, 2007 on E!

We should’ve known this was going to happen! Paris’ jail sentence has been cut in half from 45 days to just 23! On top of that, she’ll be placed in a private cell. That means less than four weeks of lounging in a semi-comfortable jail for celebrities, public officials and police officers. According to officials:

Her sentence was shortened for “good behavior,” which apparently includes just showing up for her last court date. L.A. County Sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore said she’ll be staying in a two-person cell reserved for “high-profile” inmates, and that she’ll have at least an hour a day to shower, watch TV, play outside, or gab on the phone.

Lately she’s been very under the radar, spending her time in the gym (preparing for the potential dangers of flesh hungry jailbirdettes!) instead of getting drunk with her friends. Unfortunately, we as the public will not get to see Paris in the conditions that we would’ve hoped for, and although that is deeply troubling, we’ll just have to settle for almost a month without seeing her period!

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