Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan have joined forces. The two Hollywood socialites put their past differences behind them and celebrated their new found freedom together on the 4th of July. Well I think it would be party time if I had just been released from jail or rehab for that matter! Fresh air! Freedom! (I wonder how long this reconciliation will last.. 2days?)

and Paris is starting to grow on me again! Someone please tell me why I’m starting to like her again.

Our friends at Pretty On The Outside never cease to amaze me with their hilarious parodies of celebrities; this one of Paris Hilton on vacation in Hawaii almost made me bust a gut!

D. Gilmore (the artist behind all the parodies) wrote:

I have been on vacation for the last four days up in beautiful Seattle and now I’m home and back at it. Someone else on vacation is Paris Hilton who has been spending time in Hawaii. When I saw this photo of her on the beach this morning, I immediately saw her legs as McDonald’s golden arches. Something about their motto of over a billion served seemed appropriate. Is that wrong?
“Duh.. Duh.. Duh.. Duh.. Duh.. I’m Lovin’ it!”

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Paris Hilton displayed her smoking hot body during her post-prison vacation in Hawaii on Friday. I know that’s right.. I would definitely go on vacation after getting locked up! Fresh air, water and plenty of sun are just what the doctor ordered to cure any jailbird blues.

Paris Hilton was recovering from her short stint in jail by heading to the beautiful beaches of Hawaii. The streets of Maui were definitely not ready for our little socialite as she rocked a pair of Wal-mart glasses and a smock from my 8 year old cousin’s art class! Rest & Relaxation must be nice.

MSNBC newswoman Mika Brzezinski is my new love goddess! On the Morning Joe show, she literally shut the air waves down by refusing to report on the ins-n-outs of the Paris Hilton affair. I don’t blame her! The whole thing has been so oversaturated that it takes the focus off of the national and international affairs that news stations could be reporting on. She is so crunk! I love her!

Thanks to our love muffin, Roserri, for this splendiferous stand of action!

Madame Tussauds wax museum has unveiled a few more figurines for the grand opening of Club MTNY’s VIP Room. Justin Timberlake, Paris Hilton, Christina Aguilera, Usher, Madonna and Jessica Simpson are a few of the fresh faces you’ll see. JT, Paris and Jessica look pretty accurate, but Usher could use a bit more flesh in the face (and belly), and there’s a chance a wax baby bump will have to be added to Xtina.

The figure that’s the most off is probably Madonna. We all know the Material Girl has gotten older over the years, and even though no one wants to be immortalized in wax with crow’s feet and laugh lines, they could’ve created a more up to date version of her!