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..well with red lipstick that is. Checkout Paris Hilton at JJ Mahoney’s in South Korea last week getting her stank and shake on. Girl you know the trick, put your finger in your mouth (after you wash your hands of course) and pull it back out with your lips closed to prevent situations like this! And to matters worst there’s a mirror behind you Paris!
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Checkout the untalented heiress Paris Hilton going ape s@#t at a Toronto porn shop recently for having posters of her up to promote her infamous sex-tape. Paris gets all hot and bothered, threatening to sue them and call the police if they don’t immediately take down the posters.
An enraged Paris fumes:
“You guys can’t use my image in a porn store. I’m going to call my lawyer and sue the sh*t out of this place. I really want them down because they’re mean and this is not right. I’m really serious, this is disgusting. And I want the other ones too or I’m calling the f*cking cops.”
Oh Paris get over it and why are you in a Toronto Porn shop anyway rocking a skeleton Halloween ensemble?
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How weird is it that Paris Hilton dressed up as a sexy police officer for Halloween last year and was later arrested and locked up. What a crazy coincidence! I wonder what she will be this year? Any Guesses?
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