Paris On Wax!
+ May 9, 2008

Love muffins can you tell me which one is the dummy? Paris Hilton gets another likeness made of her out of wax. Then she attended a press conference afterward for her new line of extensions. Take the wheel Lord. Why are these people coming out with product lines of hair like this is a new invention - aren’t you supposed to jump on the band wagon early?! Would you buy Paris’ hair? Thoughts?
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Paris Promotes Hair Line!
+ April 13, 2008

Love muffins, Paris was out and about on Saturday to promote her hair extension line in Bologna, Italy at the 41st Cosmoprof Fair. As much as she wears hair extensions, she needed a line of her own. Might I add that those shoes are super duper hot!

Paris Hilton: The Role Model?
+ March 28, 2008
Paris Hilton is sure that she’s a role model for little girls. Paris was in Turkey where she judged a beauty contest. “I work very hard and I’ve built this empire on my own, I think this is an inspiration for a lot of girls out there.” As for what she was looking for in the beauty contestants, she said, “I’m going to look at how the girls carry themselves, what they look like, the way they dress and what they say.”
Considering her past history the sex tape, the arrest, the jail time, and the incessant boy hopping would you allow your daughter to look up to Paris ? I’m really curious?!
Wanna Be Paris’s New BFF?!
+ March 14, 2008
Well, here is your chance! Paris Hilton delivered some big news last night, she is returning to television! The heiress announced her Apprentice-style MTV reality show, Paris Hilton’s My New BFF, tracking her search for a sidekick. So what happened to Nicole? Paris told PEOPLE “Nicole is my best friend and my sister, so she understands, She’s at home with her baby.” Will you all be watching Paris’s new reality endeavor?!
Finish This Sentence: Paris Hilton & Shaman!
+ March 2, 2008

The Shaman that gave Paris Hilton a blessing last night at West Hollywood’s Urth cafe is thinking __________ ?
Paris’ Brother ( Barron Hilton) Arrested!
+ February 12, 2008

Paris Hilton’s 18-year-old younger brother, Barron Hilton, was arrested Tuesday morning on a charge of driving under the influence, authorities confirm. The younger Hilton was driving a black Mercedes on the Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu when he was pulled over around 8:30 a.m., unnamed police sources tell TMZ.com. Barron is currently being booked at the Lost Hills Sheriff’s station. Take me higher lord!
Finish This Sentence: Paris Hilton
+ February 6, 2008

Paris Hilton who decided to go in for a piece of pizza at The Hottie And The Nottie premiere after party in LA last night looks like ___________ ?
Paris Promotes New Film!
+ January 25, 2008

Who says you need an inheritance to survive? Paris Hilton got out yesterday and hit up the Franklin Mills Mall in Philadelphia to promote her new film The Hottie & The Nottie. I personally haven’t seen the movie, but I sure hope it is a success. Good luck girl!
Nothing Like Some Girly Love
+ January 4, 2008

While Britney’s locked away, Paris will play. The socialite was spotted at LAX in Las Vegas making out with a girl pal and almost flashing the vag, clearly determined to keep the New Years party going strong.

She may be a little wild, but at least her hair is real, she doesn’t have kids, and she isn’t completely crazy!
Best Of 2007: Biggest Newstories!
+ December 31, 2007
These were the stories that dominated the headlines this year!

Paris Going To Jail, Getting Released, And Going Back Again
Rosie O’Donnell vs. Elisabeth Hasselbach Fight On The View

Naomi Campbell Makes Community Service Look Fierce

Lindsay Lohan Going To Rehab Three Times In One Year

Amy Winehouse Loses Her Damn Mind And Has A Hit Album In The Process

Jamie Lynn Spears Gets Pregnant At 16

Britney Spears Shaving Her Head And Showing Her Va-Jay-Jay

Ana Nicole Smith Dies Unexpectedly But Sort Of Expectedly
Don Imus Offends The Rutgers Women’s Basketball Team, Gets Fired, Then Rehired

Chris Stokes Alleged Molestation Charges

The Writer’s Strike Threatens A Whole Lot Of New Shows
What stories do you think were most influential this year?
Best Of 2007: Best Mugshot!
+ December 31, 2007
When celebrities do stupid things, sometimes they have to pay the consequences like everyone else. Sometimes that means they end up going to jail and having to take a mugshot without professional lighting or photographers. Oh the horror! Here are some of my favorite mugshots. (From Left-to-Right and Top-to-Down)
- OJ Simpson
- Paris Hilton
- Shia LeBoeuf
- Foxy Brown
- Jason Wahl (From Laguna Beach and The Hills)
- Kelis
- Joe Francis (Creator of Girls Gone Wild)
- Bobby Brown
- Kid Rock
- Keifer Southerland
- Lindsay Lohan
- Lisa Nowak (Crazy Astronaut Lady)
- Mischa Barton
- Nicole Richie
- Pitbull
Which of these mugshots is the most fab and which is most fug?
Paris and K-Fed: BFFAE
+ December 30, 2007

Paris Hilton, K-Fed and Brody Jenner. It really doesn’t get much better than that, love muffins.
The three unlikely amigos were spotted getting their groove on with Frankie Delgado at the NYE Weekend at LAX Nightclub Las Vegas. Britney probably won’t be happy that her ex is schmoozing with her friend/enemy, Paris!
Paris Comes Back To Reality…Sorta!
+ December 28, 2007

The NON-heiress landed back in Los Angeles last night from her holiday vacation in Hawaii. Do you think she tried to figure out what is up with Grandpa Hilton and why he is giving her money away? NOPE! TMZ is reporting that Paris hit up a few clubs instead. I don’t think reality has set in that she is going to be broke really soon. Pray for her ya’ll!
Paris May Lose Inheritance!
+ December 26, 2007

Paris may not be that rich after all! Paris Hilton’s grandfather, Barron Hilton announced plans today to donate 97 percent of his $2.3 billion fortune to charity. Which may leave Paris broke! The money will be placed in a charitable trust that will eventually benefit the Conrad N. Hilton Foundation, raising its total value to about $4.5 billion, the foundation said in a statement. Paris was not immediately available for comment on her grandfather’s plans for his fortune. I wonder if Paris knows that this means she may have to get a real job? Love muffins, what do you think she will do to make money?!
Hate It or Love It? Paris Hilton in Plaid
+ December 18, 2007

Paris Hilton was spotted in West Hollywood last night wearing a plaid jumper, puffy sleeved shirt, and sparkly red shoes. You know the drill…do we love it or hate it?





