What other woman do you know if Hollywood can make two grown men start bitch slapping each other in the middle of a televised award show? In case you haven’t heard, Pam’s exes, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock, started fighting during the VMAs and had to be escorted out of the venue. The funny thing is that Pamela Anderson isn’t dating either one of them right now. Fuck Kelis, Pamela has that Milkshake that brings all the boys to the yard!
BTW: Word is that Kid Rock slapped Tommy Lee after he was antagonizing him. C’mon guys, if you’re gonna fight, at least throw a punch.
Pamela Anderson and Rick Solomon (Paris Hilton’s sex-tape partner in crime) are officially an item and were photographed exiting her private jet together after spending a crazy romantic labor day weekend in Las Vegas. This is definitely a super duper downgrade for Pamela! She needs to just go ahead and get back to with Tommy Lee and call it Christmas!
Westwood, Calif. Pamela Anderson was at the L.A. Times Festival of Books today to introduce PETA chief Dan Mathews. Some sources spoke badly of Mathews because of his extremely negative opinions on the death of beloved conservationist, Steve Irwin. Mathews was reported as saying that Irwin harassed animals and he is glad the man was dead. The event took place at UCLA. Pam was looking a bit as if she left her make-up at home or else had a bit too much sun. Still she is one who can get away with that! But what the psycho bunny was about, I have no clue.
Pamela Anderson put on her retired red, Baywatch bathing suit for a Direct TV commercial yesterday. It’s amazing that after all these years she still looks the same! (well at least from a distance!)
Please watch this entire video below to completely understand the definition of Penis Power! The Coup d’état of Powers! Then I will debut the Top Six Penis Power Celebrity Couples! Lord knows I know the power of the penis! (B. Scott shouting and dancing around his house in honor of the penis!)
Please never forget this one quote from the video that will guide you for the rest of your life here on earth!
“Don’t let every man hit the bottom! With a penis all up in your vagina you don’t got no defenses.”
1. Whitney Houston & Bobby Brown.
It has always been apparent to me that Bobby Brown must have been serving Whitney Houston up some serious penis power for her to go from girl next door to crack-head on the floor! Whitney said it best on the camping episode of Being Bobby Brown when she said: “Bobby take me over there behind that tree and work me over!”
2. Pamela Anderson & Tommy Lee.
Well we all have seen their sex tape and it’s was plain to see why Pamela keeps coming back for more!
3. Britney Spears & Kevin Federline.
What could be the real reason why Britney Spears temporarily lost her mind? The one and only answer is Kevin Federline’s super human penis power over her! His ding-ding had Britney the biggest pop star in the world acting all types of crazy and almost took her to the point of no return. Now that’s power, penis power!
4. Beyoncé Knowles & Jay-Z.
What other than Jay-Z’s ding-ding could have Beyoncé crazy/dangerously in love and then the next minute ringing the alarm!
5. Janet Jackson & JD.
You ever wonder how a woman as beautiful as Janet Jackson would settle down with a short troll like JD? I guess big things come in small packages, so once again penis power is the answer! The penis is the root of all evil! (I hope mother doesn’t read this post! lol)
6. Angelina Jolie & Billy Bob Thornton.
As previously reported Billy Bob Thornton has the smile of a man that’s packing, thus explaining Angelina Jolie bizarre behavior throughout their entire relationship and now her “normal” behavior with Brad Pitt! (I know you love muffins remember Brad Pitt’s small wee-wee that appeared in Playgirl way back when.)
New York’s mother best captures how I feel about magic sticks: “Praise him!” and “Praise it!”
The absof@#kinglutely hot Pamela Anderson continued her vacation in Hawaii with with Tommy Lee and their two kids, Dylan and Brandon.
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On her website Thursday Pamela denied the rumors of a possible rekindled romance between her and Tommy Lee writing, it’s “only a family vacation. No new news.”
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