Brand Pitt and Angelina are so damn orgasmic! There is nothing I wouldn’t do to be between them when they get to thrusting! …….Take me higher lord! and forgive me for all my nasty gutter-butt thoughts!

I say that because that’s the name of the song that Whitney has with Ray-J! And IT WILL NOT BE OKAY! I knew Whitney was STILL ON THE PIPE! recording singles with Ray J and making PUBLIC APPEARANCES too just confirms it! Clive LOCK THIS BITCH UP! I hate to say this but once a CRACK-HEAD ALWAYS A CRACK-HEAD! And If you haven’t heard Ray J’s HIDEOUS song “It’ll Be Okay” featuring WHITNEY! download it below:

Ray-J feat. Whitney Houston – It’ll Be Okay

If this is Victoria’s Secret the I don’t want anything to do with it! Heidi Klum proved that even a so called supermodel can look LIKE A BIG PILE OF S@#T! When we see celebrities on TV we see the result of hours of GLAMORIZATION, what we don’t see is this! The mother of three was snapped as she left Neil George Salon in Beverly Hills, with her hair undone, DISTURBING PALE FACE and ripped jeans! So ladies don’t be too hard on yourself because SUPERMODELS DON’T REALLY EXIST!

American Idol premieres tonight with a special 2 hour episode on FOX at 8/7c. In my opinion the audition episodes are probably more entertaining than the actual show. I’m sure the ratings are going to be out of control. I can’t wait to see cracked-out Paula, tight-shirt-wearing Simon, and my “dawg” Randy. Will You Be Watching?

P.S. Rumors are swirling that Paul McCartney and Mariah Carey may be involved with the show this season either as celebrity judges for one week or just helping the contestants ruin their songs. Should be interesting.

We spotted Keyshia Cole’s mom, Franky Lons, at ELISE NEAL’S Celebrate the Start of a New Year & End of Production “4 Life” Wrap Party and she filled us in on what Keyshia’s been up to. The new album is tentatively titled Tears From a Soldier’s Heart and will feature appearances by Young Jeezy, R. Kelly, and John Legend as well as a hot new song written by Diane Warren, that Franky describes as “AMAZING!”

Keyshia Cole and Diddy will be shooting their video on Tuesday for “Last Night” from Diddy’s album Press Play. The song sounds really Prince-influenced to me. To listen to the song that’s already on radio now, click on the link below

Diddy feat. Keyshia Cole – Last Night

Getting our DANCE ON to one of Keyshia Cole’s hits! I LOVE ME SOME FRANKY! and KEYSHIA PLEASE GIVE ME A INTERVIEW! (Your mother has my number! Call me!)

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If you don’t watch the Sopranos, then you may not recognize this woman. Correction: Even if you DO watch the Sopranos, you may not recognize this woman. This is Edie Falco, aka Carmela Soprano, and she is clearly looking like the ‘before’ on Extreme Makeover. This is how NOT to work your swagger in Hollywood! If you’re out and about, and the cameras will be there, it is your duty to represent your cuteness at all times! Especially if you’re famous. You can be casual and chic, comfortable yet sophisticated. Makes no damn sense to me to allow yourself to look a mess and then permit that mess to be documented!