Recent reportings say that Oprah Winfrey, while at a mega luxury hotel near Disneyland in California, was feeling herself a little too much! Apparently, the entertainment mogul was too-diva-to-handle. When the largest suite in the hotel was already booked and Oprah had to settle for second in size, she made her unhappiness known. Loud and clear!

She supposedly was not happy with the water they brought in and requested that new bottles be refrigerated and ready by each time she made a return to her room. The impossible part was she requested that they only enter her room when one of her assistants was in. The assistants are only in when Oprah is in! Therefore, how was the water ever to make it to the room before her?!

Water was only one of the few “impossible” demands that Mistress Oprah made before checking out of the hotel the very next day.

I have one question to ask Oprah: Baby, am I doing too much!?!

I’m amazed that Madonna is still holding it down after all these years! Perfect hair, makeup and dress! Well done!

Victoria Beckham showed up looking like an alien as always. Is she even alive or do they just move this mannequin from event to event?

Mary J. Blige and Oprah Winfrey both looked happily splendiferous as they walked the red carpet.

Hollywood’s cutest couple, Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani are just adorable!

Scientology’s finest! Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes worked the crowd as undercover missionaries for Xenu!

Sean “Diddy” Combs and Kanye West (Dumb & Dumber) showed up looking tacky as hell! Fire whoever let their asses in!

Will & Jada Pinkett, Can you guys please adopt me? Jada I promise I won’t sleep with Will! (B. Scott fingers crossed.)

Portia de Rossi and Ellen Degeneres’ public display of love makes me so proud to be gay! I can’t say enough about how great Ellen was as the host of the Oscars. And to think she was once banished from television! Remarkable!

And you know I couldn’t end this post without mentioning my premier future baby daddy, Djimon Hounsou, who looked rather dapper in his chocolate suit. Just orgasmic!

It’s about time these RAINBOW COALITION SISTERS got together! Oprah Winfrey will appear this coming Thursday (Feb. 22nd) on the Ellen Degeneres Show! The clip (above) of Oprah and Ellen in the car singing I Will Survive together is down right HILARIOUS! Oprah is appearing on the show to promote her upcoming ABC Oscar Special (Look Out Barbara Walters) and her prime-time special about the building of her South African leadership academy. I wish I could have been a fly on the wall when these two gals got all HOT & HEAVY in the green room before the show!