Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen went for a late night snack run in Paris while enjoying Fashion Week. Needless to say, Mary-Kate looks like she should be reading palms on a street corner or shuffling tarot cards down in the Bayou. I’m sure she’s got a voodoo doll of Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan tucked away in that dress somewhere! Let’s hope she’s getting loads of fattening snacks. That poor girl still looks like she’s about to wither away!
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Celebrities get down-right DIRTY when it comes to hot spot Bungalow 8 in NYC. Last week M.K. Olsen was spotted being a hot-crapalicious mess as she pranced around the exclusive club – falling out and all over the place like a butch-queen at a vogue fest. In addition, she put her ‘Full-House’ tongue in the mouths of at least three random guys! GROTESQUE!
In the same spot was Cuba Gooding, Jr. The hollywood-harlequinn (see: laughing stock) had his tongue in the mouths of at least five other women – ALL of them blond. However, it is no surprise to us that he likes a little leche with his chocolate delight!
Read more about other recent celeb escapades at Bungalow 8 after the jump…
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WILL WORK FOR FOOD! Mary-Kate Olsen sports her homeless chic look as she gets her shop on in SoHo last Sunday afternoon.
Below are some recent photographs of Mary-Kate in Observer Magazine.
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If you’re wondering who the old troll is in this picture (No, not Ashley Olsen…the other one), its none other than Christian Louboutin. If you are not aware of who he is, he is the shoe designer extraordinnaire. His shoe creations have graced the BUNIONS of the worlds greatest celebrities and you can spot his shoes by the signature RED SOLES! Ashley is a long time fan and she’s probably trying to get a HOOK-UP on some free pumps. Work It Girl!
Here are some more Louboutin Delights!!!
Shoegasms Galore!!!
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I’ve figured it out! The Olsen twins are actually Bratz Dolls that have come to life. The similarities are uncanny…the pouty lips, the raccoon eyes, and the long hobo coats. It’s all making perfect sense to me now!
Here are some more pics of the itty bitty billionaires at the Jenni Kayne fashion show!
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It was a “Full House” at the DVD premiere of Bob Saget’s new film Farce of the Penguins and he was surprised when some ZOMBIES from his past showed up. Mary-Kate looks like Cousin IT and Ashley looks like Casper the Friendly Ghost. I’m sure Bob Saget looks at these girls and wonders where his TV parenting went wrong.
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