This week has been the week of washed-up celebs. From Lindsay Lohan getting a DUI (again) to Drew Carey taking over the “Price Is Right” to previews of Cuba Gooding, Jr. in the new flick “Daddy Day Camp,” former talented stars have been washing-up in the news faster than Posh and Becks appear in the headlines. So, I’m suggesting a 24-hour coup d’etat for these stars to get it together!

Let’s start with Britney. Poor, poor, Britney. In the past few weeks she’s skinny-dipped in her skivvies, pissed off everyone she’s known since birth and wiped up dog poo with a 5 thousand dollar Zac Posen gown at an OK! Magazine photo shoot. She even went sailing with her young boys with no life jackets. Not a good mom move. COUP D’ETAT: Never thought I’d say this but where is K-Fed? He, mom, sis, fired manager, etc. need to sit her down, call her out and find her a help—and a stylist.

And then there’s Lindsay. Lindsay Nomam. Besides the fact that she was only out of rehab 11 days before she was chasing cars on coke, I just have to say why voluntary ankle bracelet, why? If you knew you were going to get drunk less than two weeks out of the alcohol pokie why call yourself out like that? COUP D’ETAT: Forget rehab. Lindsay needs to work, really work, at a shitty low-paying job like the rest of the 21 year-olds out there. Six weeks in rehab? Ha! Let’s see how she does substance free serving IN N’ OUT burgers for six weeks. Her ass will be sober and willing to work overtime on the set of sequel to the Parent Trap in 0-60 fast.

Finally, there’s Nicole Richie who on Friday was sentenced to 4 days in jail, 3 years probation and a $2000 fine for driving under the influence last year. Granted, she’s luckier than Paris but I’m sure that bun in the oven didn’t hurt the verdict. COUP D’ETAT: Food. Food. Food. Oh, and did I mention a meal. Oh wait, and can I get a side of a career?

There you have it. This week’s washed-up celebs who need to check themselves before they wreck themselves (seriously, Lindsay, are you listening?)

A pregnant Nicole Richie faced her last December wrong-way DUI charge at L.A. County Superior Court today was sentenced to serve four days in County Jail, pay $2048 in penalty fees and attend a 21-day alcohol education course. (Nicole was also credited for the six hours of time she has already served.)

I don’t really know how I feel about her punishment or lack there of but I do know thing, Nicole is one fierce b@#ch! Rocking over-sized sunglasses , a shapeless black dress and a black handbag that shut the court house down Nicole set the standard of how someone going to court/jail should look!

Mark August 3rd on your calendars love muffins because that’s the day Nicole will share her story with Diane Sawyer! That’s less than two weeks before her court date for the 2006 DUI charge. Not only that, but Nikki will also appear on Good Morning America on August 2nd and the 3rd as well! Three segments! That chick better reveal some good stuff with all that air time. There’s been very little media exposure for this skinny minnie over the past few weeks, especially in light of the pregnancy rumors, so this is her time to clear the air on a lot of different things. Make sure you tune in!

“The starlet has been dating Good Charlotte frontman Joel Madden for over six months. Rumors have been swirling for months that Richie and Madden were expecting, but TMZ has confirmed through several sources that she is, in fact, with child. In Touch magazine is also reporting that the couple will wed this summer”

I wonder if she will start eating now or if she will starve the tiny tot too? Take me higher lord!

Nicole Richie graces the cover of the August issue of Marie Claire magazine and dishes on rehab, Paris and her Hollywood life.

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Nicole Richie is looking much better. It’s amazing what some actual nutrition can do for the body, face and mind. The still thin Nicole looks radiantly splendiferous in comparison to what we have gotten use to for the last few months as she exited a spa in Beverly Hills. Nicole was accompanied by her boy toy Joel Madden. Keep up the good work Nicole. Eat little girl eat!
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This clip from the The Simple Life “Goes to Camp” is freaking outrageous, but in a good way! Whoever came up with the idea to have Nicole & Paris performing Colonixs is a genius!