Mark August 3rd on your calendars love muffins because that’s the day Nicole will share her story with Diane Sawyer! That’s less than two weeks before her court date for the 2006 DUI charge. Not only that, but Nikki will also appear on Good Morning America on August 2nd and the 3rd as well! Three segments! That chick better reveal some good stuff with all that air time. There’s been very little media exposure for this skinny minnie over the past few weeks, especially in light of the pregnancy rumors, so this is her time to clear the air on a lot of different things. Make sure you tune in!

“The starlet has been dating Good Charlotte frontman Joel Madden for over six months. Rumors have been swirling for months that Richie and Madden were expecting, but TMZ has confirmed through several sources that she is, in fact, with child. In Touch magazine is also reporting that the couple will wed this summer”

I wonder if she will start eating now or if she will starve the tiny tot too? Take me higher lord!

Nicole Richie graces the cover of the August issue of Marie Claire magazine and dishes on rehab, Paris and her Hollywood life.

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Nicole Richie is looking much better. It’s amazing what some actual nutrition can do for the body, face and mind. The still thin Nicole looks radiantly splendiferous in comparison to what we have gotten use to for the last few months as she exited a spa in Beverly Hills. Nicole was accompanied by her boy toy Joel Madden. Keep up the good work Nicole. Eat little girl eat!
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This clip from the The Simple Life “Goes to Camp” is freaking outrageous, but in a good way! Whoever came up with the idea to have Nicole & Paris performing Colonixs is a genius!

My fellow Americans its that time of year To celebrate our country by drinking massive amounts of beer Let’s stand together as one, live the American dream Take shots, pass out, & wake up with our pants ripped open at the seems Let’s glorify this day in your sluttiest tops and your tightest pair of tsubi jeans Even though we have no fucking clue what Memorial Day really means!!

Mashas House
Sunday May 28th, at 2pm
XXXXX Crest Court
Beverly Hills, Ca 90210

There will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100 pounds allowed in. Start starving yourself now. See you all then!!!

Nicole Richie was on LA’s 102.7 with Ryan Seacrest this morning, and she insisted that it was all a joke. But was it really?