I don’t know about you guys, but I’m loving me some New York! Watching the show is such a GUILTY PLEASURE! The third episode of I Love New York which aired last night had me cracking up, Pootie jumping face first down the steps was PRICELESS! All I have to say is New York in the MOTHERF@#KING HOUSE! (To read how we met click on the word post!)

P.S. – I know that the show is staged but name a reality show that isn’t and I’ll join the ARMY!

NEW YORK IN THE MOTHERF@$KING HOUSE! I Love New York was the BIGGEST DEBUT for a show in Vh1’s history. 4.43 million people tuned in to witness 20 men compete for New York’s attention. All I have to stay is I TOLD YOU SO! She is the best thing invented since APPLE PIE! New York (formerly know as Tiffany Patterson) you just served all the haters with a CERTIFIED C0UP D’ETAT!

NEW YORK IN THE MOTHERF#@KING HOUSE!
I don’t care what anyone says I love this dramatic, titty-buying, weave throwing, closed-eyed Bitch! I was in love at first sight when I met her after the 2006 Fox Reality Awards. As she walked by me, she was barefoot and being led by this 6′5″ orgasmic burly black man. When I yelled “NEW YORK IN THE MOTHERF#@KING HOUSE” The Queen reached out to me grabbed my hand and we began dancing together screaming “Yes! NEW YORK IN THE MOTHERF#@KING HOUSE”. In that euphoric moment I knew I had been living a lie, I was never really gay, I was just waiting for New York to come and sweep me off my feet! Don’t miss I Love New York Mondays at 9 on Vh1!

P.S. The funniest part of the first episode was when Rico, one of the male contestants, referred to New York as “nigerita” which means little Black girl in Spanish. She was far from impressed.

Everybody knows New York has a new show. She’s revamped her image a bit from those initial days on Flava of Love, but honestly why does a chick who looks like Janice the drum playing muppet from the Muppet Babies and Lamb Chop from Lamb Chop’s Play-a-Long get her choice of scraggly man bits? She’s really turned her 15 minutes of fame into a good 37. Can’t hate on that. But I can reminisce…’This is the song that doesn’t end…!’

New York is definitely trying to milk her 15 minutes of fame for all its worth. How many people can go from getting spit on in front of millions to having their own show? I just finished watching the 90 minute premiere of “I Love New York”. It was entertaining but not nearly as funny or over-the-top as “Flavor of Love”. New York is still just as crazy as she’s ever been but the funniest part of the show is her drag queen of a mama. It’s clear that some of the scenes are clearly fake but in the end its all fun to see. Will you be showing New York your love on Monday night???

The Memorable Guys: Pootie, Romance, Whiteboy, and Chance

By the way, if you’re wondering who that sugar plum sitting next to her it’s her personal assistant and stylist Chamo.