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After receiving the disturbing news that her younger sister Hania checked into rehab for a dependency to painkillers, Mischa Burton accidentally CRASHED Nicole Richie’s car into a parked car on Sunday while Nicole was at a tanning salon.
Nicole, obviously not phased by the accident, brushed off Mischa’s boo-boo, and they were later seen walking on the beach in Malibu.
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We hate the oily Cisco, last name Adler, but this man must have something to give being that girlfriend Mischa Barton is still by his side. Maybe, like Kelly Slater, he has a huge “breadstick” to match his MONSTROUS-SIZED scrotum. We heard that the beautiful Barton considered breaking up with the ball sack boy, but alas – such rumors are false. She was indeed upset with him but talks of a break up never existed. Once again – the DING-DING or rather the BOWLING BALLS prevails.
Read more after the jump…
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