Lindsay Lohan literally just crashed her car over the weekend, and here she goes taking crunk to the next level with Samantha Ronson at Teddy’s. Somebody needs to slap the sh*t out of this girl because she’s doing too much! We could inquire about her mother as a parental figure, but Dina might just be slouched over in the back seat doing lines. It’s very sad. What’s sadder is that she’s made the decision to hit the streets when she should be hitting the sheets after driving drunk while underage, fleeing the scene of the accident and having a white, powdery substance in her possession! Move over Paris! You need a cell mate.

Lindsay in the 2005 flop Herbie: Fully Loaded

Can’t these people hire drivers! At 5:30 AM, while returning home from Hollywood hangout Les Deux, Lindsay Lohan drove her Mercedes SL-65 into a curb on Sunset Blvd. She then made her way to Century Park Hospital in another vehicle.

Officers tracked Lohan down at the hospital, where she was placed under arrest. Because she was admitted for treatment for her injuries, she was subsequently cited and released on the misdmeanor charge. Word on the street is that cocaine was found in her car when the police searched! Not a good look!

Police are expected to hold a press conference later to give more details on the accident. I guess that’s when they’ll tell us what her blood alcohol level was! As of now, neither Lindsay or her publicist have made any comment about the accident.

Guess who else was partying at Les Deux last night….none other than Paris Hilton! Maybe Lindsay wants to join Paris as her cellmate next month. They can make a reality show out of it. Let’s call it Simple Life goes to Jail! I like it…It kinda has a ring to it!

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Well, hopefully not. The Los Angeles district attorney’s office filed yesterday that they would not press felony charges against the ‘Mean Girl’ for allegedly stealing from a local woman’s apt. When the woman provided a photo of the missing shirt and a photo of Lindsay in similar plaid attire, authorities determined it was not the same item of clothing.

Talk about jailyard fights–the idea of Paris AND Lindsay both in the slammer sounds like a reality show I’d want to see!

When I saw Lindsay Lohan in this dress, I thought of only one thing…a pack of lifesavers. Clearly there isn’t pot of gold at the end of this rainbow!

Checkout this behind the scenes video of Lindsay Lohan’s photo-shoot for the June issue of Radar magazine. Lindsay actually looks hotter in the video than she does on the cover.

Here’s the previously posted cover.

Linds is all over the place with her man, Calum Best. They were spotted running the streets near the Bungalow Club in NYC. She must’ve been drunk or maybe she was running around with crazy coke eyes because she was determined to hide her face from the flashing bulbs. Do what you want Lindsay, but just remember the 12 Steps! lol