Word on the street is Kevin Federline’s ex- is seven weeks pregnant—with his baby! If this is true, that makes three children with Shar and two children with Britney for a total of five Federline rugrats! Get DYFS on the phone because things don’t look so good for everyone’s future.

According to the NY Post:

“…his on-again-off-again-and-for-sure-lately very on-again romance with Shar Jackson seems to have produced yet another baby between them. She’s into her seventh week….Star magazine is saying she’s hoping this brings them back together as a family.”

Now, if you asked me a minute ago what I thought Kevin Federline was doing right now, I would have said eating Cocoa Krispies and watching Wheel of Fortune. But apparently, he is a busy man. Too busy in fact to take a minor role in an upcoming film starring Keanu Reeves and Forest Whitaker. His rep (yes, he has a rep) says he wasn’t cast “due to his availability and our shooting schedule.”

Does this man not have four chil’ren? He best make time before Shar Jackson and Britney pull some ‘Ex-Wives Club’ voodoo on him!

Keanu Reeves & Kevin Federline? In a movie? Together?

That’s right, love muffins! Reeves’ latest project in production, Night Watch, is a story of a LAPD cop who becomes an alcoholic after the death of his wife. To top it all off, he is framed by his mentor (Forest Whitaker) and charged in the murder of another police offer.

The plot from this cop-drama seems familiar but interesting. From the writer of The Fast and the Furious, Training Day and S.W.A.T, it might be a potential blockbuster. The all-star cast includes Chris Evans, Whitaker, Reeves, and rap artist turned thespian, Common. But where in the world does K-Fed fit in as a Hollywood heavy hitter?

Britney “Fears” will be screaming in horror if her Fed-Ex is hitting the red carpets at the same events as she!

Should be interesting. Only time will tell!

It was only a matter of time before scum-buckets Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline started partying together. The two trashy peas in a pod came out last night to celebrate Jason Strauss’ (Paris’s current boy-toy) birthday at TAO Nightclub in Las Vegas.

How does Paris Hilton get her grimy hands on all these orgasmic men? Excuse me while I go to the bathroom and throw up! (and why is Paris’ face so pasty white in comparison to her tanned body!)

It only took Britney Spears and Kevin Federline five hours to hammer our the details of their divorce settlement. Michael Sands, spokesperson for Federline’s lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan recently stated:

“All parties signed a global settlement agreement on all issues concerning their marriage and custody of their two children [Sean Preston, 18 months, and Jayden James, 6 months]“

Both parties were reportedly amicable and even engaged in a 15 minute smoking break together. (How sweet!) The details about the agreement have yet to be released but I’m sure K-Fed will be getting a nice fat check! The deal won’t become final until a judge signs off on it. Isn’t it funny how 2 years of marriage can be over in 5 hours. It is rumored that K-Fed will walk away with around $1 million.

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Of course I’m referring to the Las Vegas Pussycat Dolls (Get your minds out of the gutter!). On Wednesday, Fed-Ex celebrated his 29th birthday, and last night PURE Nightclub in Las Vegas hosted a party for the unemployed dancer/rapper. As expected, not a single celebrity showed up!