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AWWW! Aren’t They Cute. Earlier in the night while on the red carpet with Ryan Seacrest, John was questioned about his relationship with Jessica. In an act of pure genius, John replied to Seacrest in fluent Japanese and told him to find someone who could decode it and he’d have the answer.

If your curious, John’s translated statement simply said, “She is very beautiful – and you’re the last to know.”

After dodging the media on the red carpet, nothing could stop him from publicly displaying his new love for “Jessica Rabbit”. I think they look really cute together. Just in time for V-Day!

Prince showed up to the Superbowl XLI Press Conference and gave a preview of his halftime performance.

When I saw Prince’s “Fug Face” I thought of only one person… John Mayer. Who do you think would win in a FUG FACE Showdown?

What The FUG???

FUGget about It!

You Ain’t Got No Alibi… You FUGLY!!!

Valentine’s Day has come early for much of Hollywood. New couples seem to be popping up every minute. Who wins your vote for cutest new couple?

Britney Spears and Isaac Cohen

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer

Gisele Bündchen and Tom Brady

Cameron Diaz and Kelly Slater

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake

I know Jessica Simpson said her boots were made for walking, but it looks like her and John Mayer have wasted no time KNOCKING THE BOOTS as well. Seriously, doesn’t Jessica Simpson look like she just finished a long night of wild passionate sex?

Regardless of what exactly occurred before these pictures were taken, how is it possible that Jessica looks FLAWLESS at 5:00 in the morning? It’s clear from these photos that her body is a wonderland and John Mayer is loving every inch of it. I don’t know how long this public affair will last but I think it’s really sweet.

Jessica Simpson & John Mayer continued their tour of love in Jacksonville, Florida where John boy is playing in concert. At first, I didn’t know what to think but now I think they’re actually cute together. Obviously, OPPOSITES ATTRACT!

Last night, John Mayer and Jessica Simpson arrived at The Shore Club’s Nobu restaurant in Miami for a romantic SUSHI dinner, where the couple got HOT ‘N HEAVY. I’m sure John took some of that SUSHI “to go” and enjoyed it at home (wink wink).

Is it just me or is Jessica Simpson starting to look extra TOP HEAVY these days?