June 6, 2007 Jessica Simpson’s Emotional Roller Coaster!

Are Jessica Simpson and John Mayer done? A little birdie has revealed that:

”They broke up Sunday night, but who knows what the future will hold,” says a Simpson source. “This is the twelfth time they’ve broken up. Their relationship is volatile. Last week they felt better than ever. This week, things are rocky. Who knows what the future will bring.”

and has left Jessica asking

“Hmm, why does he only get back with me for upwards of 15 minutes at a time…?”

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Poor Jess, I hope she gets off this emotional roller coaster soon!

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May 28, 2007 Jessica & John Still On The Rocks?

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer were supposedly taking a little vacation to rekindle their recently rocky relationship in Cabo San Luca but things aren’t looking too good! In these pictures Jessica is clearly telling him “I need more sex” and John is responding “What do you think I am, a sex machine?” Aw, Jessica I feel your pain girl!

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April 4, 2007 Jessica & John Are So Adorable!

Yesterday at Australia’s Byron Beach Jessica Simpson and John Mayer honestly looked like a normal couple in love. (minus the paparazzi)

Aw. I just want to sop them up with a biscuit!

And I definitely wasn’t expecting John to unleash his super orgasmic body on me like that! Now that’s a sexy tall drink of water!

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April 2, 2007 Jessica Simpson & John Mayer: Two Happy Lovebirds!

John Mayer and Jessica Simpson continue their international love affair on Saturday as they arrive in Australia. Her F.B.D., John Mayer, is scheduled to tour for about two weeks. The more I see them together the lonelier I get. (B. Scott needs a hug!)

Doesn’t Jessica Simpson look like a happy little school girl in love.

Can someone please take me shopping too! I don’t know what’s going on with me today. I’m feeling super needy for some reason.

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March 29, 2007 Jessica Simpson & John Mayer Are In Love!

March 26, 2007: Jessica Simpson and John Mayer at Pace in Laurel Canyon.
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It’s officially Spring and love is in the air! I doubted Jessica Simpson and John Mayer’s relationship at first but now I think they are truly happy together. I wish I had someone special too. Maybe one of my future baby daddies will call.

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February 13, 2007 John Mayer = Edward Scissorhands

Is it me or am I having TWILIGHT ZONE moments this week. Celebrity comparisons, siblings, and lost connections/ties are coming to me in an almost clairvoyant manner!

After analyzing photos of John Mayer at the Grammys, my mind wouldn’t stop churning as to who he reminded me of. It was completely bothersome and sleep-depriving.

And one sleepless night…Voila! It came to me:

Forget Wacko-Jacko! John Mayer and Edward Scissorhands are one!

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