We just saw them all lovey dovey at the Oscars a couple of weeks ago, which was supposedly their official coming out as a couple after a year of off-and-on dating. After the Oscars, Jennifer Aniston went to Europe to promote Marley & Me while John Mayer stayed in L.A. to work on his music. When Jen Jen returned to LA it was over (again)!

“They had some disagreements and decided to not continue to see each other,” says one source. “Jen is moving on with her life like she always does. She seems happy.” ~ People

A second source says Mayer broke up with Aniston after she returned from Europe. Love muffins, does anything ever last?

I was extremely excited to see Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer attending the 2009 Oscars together last Sunday. Even though the Oscars wasn’t John’s type of event to attend, he was able to do it with the support of Jennifer!

“It’s not my world, the Oscar thing,” Mayer told Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM show Wednesday. “But [Jen] was so sweet to me that night, because you can go from a Grammy winner to a water boy when you walk into the Kodak Theatre on Oscar night.” He added, “While it was really, really fun, the whole thing is very odd to me…I basically stepped into the picture frame of Hollywood…and you have to really be with someone you know has your back in that situation, and she did, and it was really great.” Yahoo

Aw, doesn’t that just make you want to have someone special in your life to have your back too.

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Although they’ve kept their relationship quiet, In Touch has learned that John Mayer is crazy about Jennifer Aniston. He flew to Miami on April 23 and checked into the Four Seasons hotel, but insiders say that he spent virtually no time there during his visit — opting instead to hang out in the $3,000-a-night presidential suite at the Mandarin Oriental, where Jen has been staying while shooting the movie Marley & Me. And the two were inseparable over the long weekend. When asked how he was doing, after spending four days with his new love, John smiled. “My weekend was good,” he told In Touch exclusively.

I’m super duper excited that Jennifer is finding romance. It is a beautiful thing! So what should their crazy off the wall name be? Johnnifer? That doesn’t sound to hot.

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Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer lunched together at Michael’s restaurant in Miami, Florida Friday.

The actress and the singer then met up for dinner at Casa Tua on South Beach.

“They were affectionate – definitely touchy, feely,” a source told Usmagazine.com about their dinner. “The room they ate in was almost empty. They both drank Belinis.”

Their lunch “definitely seemed like a date,” a witness told Us.

“He had a sandwich,” the onlooker said. “She stole some bites and nibbled on a salad.”

Love muffins, I bet that John thinks Jennifer Aniston’s “body is a wonderland”! I think they are secretly dating. Come on now! Take me higher lord! Hello, she was nibbling on his sandwich! I mean I enjoy food, so I get agitated when people try to take my food away from me or eat off my plate. All that leaves me when I genuinely like someone. I guess we are going to have to wait until they make it official!

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John Mayer was recently photographed on his Mayercraft Carrier in a Borat-style bathing suit. He’s always been a prankster this is just plain hilarious. He even showed off the bagel buns and helped comedian, Sherrod Small, apply some sunscreen!

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… my sexy future baby daddy? Check out one of my favorite soul-singers John Mayer who was snapped overlooking the Los Angeles skyline on Sunday. Can we say splendiferously orgasmic!

And as previously posted, check out this newly recorded track by John Mayer for the motion picture The Bucket List out in theaters December 25th! First of all, I love everything about John Mayer combine that with some truthful powerful lyrics and you have a winning combination! I needed to hear this tonight! Love muffins life is too short not say what you need to say. Listen to this soulfully lovely song and mediate on the lyrics.

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John Mayer – Say

Check out this newly recorded track by John Mayer for the motion picture The Bucket List out in theaters December 25th! First of all, I love everything about John Mayer combine that with some truthful powerful lyrics and you have a winning combination! I needed to hear this tonight! Love muffins life is too short not say what you need to say. Listen to this soulfully lovely song and mediate on the lyrics.

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John Mayer – Say

Although John Mayer and Adam Levine (of Maroon 5) are generally considered to be Rock musicians, they are some of the most soulful artists out there making music right now. While artists like Justin Timberlake and Robin Thicke are generally given the label of “Blue Eyed Soul”, they are primarily R&B artists and generally work with Hip-Hop producers. John and Adam are rock artists who find ways to blend Blues and Soul into their Alternative/Rock music. Don’t think the soulful sounds of these two artists has gone unnoticed! The Hip-Hop and R&B community have recognized their talents and recruited them to appear on several collaborations. This all leads to the ultimate question…Who’s Got More Soul, Adam Levine or John Mayer?

Both Worked With Kanye West
Adam Levine – “Heard Em Say”
John Mayer – “Bittersweet Poetry”

Both Worked With Alicia Keys
Adam Levine – “Wild Horses”
John Mayer – “Lesson Learned”

Both Work With Random Rappers
Adam Levine and Ying Yang Twins – “Live Again”
John Mayer and Common – “Go”

Who’s got more soul or who do enjoy listening to more? I wanna know what my love muffins think!

Check on John and Adam Levin kissing while on tour together! (And yes, Adam has a skirt on?!!)

Checkout the long face John Mayer sported as he drove away from the Chateau Marmont last night after spending the evening with friends. Maybe John-boy was missing his girlfriend Minka or maybe he was just tired, whatever it is I think I know a few tricks that would cheer him right on up!

Well the show must go on. After a summertime fling with Cameron Diaz, male gigolo John Mayer keeps it moving with The Kingdom actress Minka Kelly as they get a little din-din in Beverly Hills on Saturday night. Goodness this man is in hight demand! (B. Scott wants a turn!)

Our future baby daddy who has been looking better than ever (what’s different?), John Mayer, came out last night for the VH1 Save the music Foundation Gala to celebrate 10 years of promoting music education. There’s something about him and his music that hits all types of spots with me! Take me higher lord!

One of our B. Scott future baby daddies John Mayer performed in a wifebeater at his West Palm Beach concert on Wednesday. Am I the only one who thinks that there’s nothing sexier than a fine man in a wifebeater? Take me higher lord!

and those facial expressions of his are so giving it to me! (B. Scott fantasying about…)

The legendary celebrity photographer Annie Leibovitz has taken 12 black and white photographs of various stars for GAP’s new Fall ad campaign called Classics Redefined. One of the 12 celebrities selected is none other than the über orgasmic singer and B. Scott “Future Baby Daddy”, John Mayer! I don’t know what it is about John Mayer, but I find him to be one of the sexiest men around! Take me higher lord! In the above picture John is rocking GAP’s Fall ($39.50) Sweater Vest, which is perfectly showcasing his intriguing tattoos and toned physique! The photos that will debut in the September will also feature Sarah Silverman in The Wide Leg Trouser ($49.50), Lucy Liu wearing a Little Black Sweater Dress ($59.50) and Ken Watanabe in The Tailored White Shirt ($39.50).

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Are Jessica Simpson and John Mayer done? A little birdie has revealed that:

”They broke up Sunday night, but who knows what the future will hold,” says a Simpson source. “This is the twelfth time they’ve broken up. Their relationship is volatile. Last week they felt better than ever. This week, things are rocky. Who knows what the future will bring.”

and has left Jessica asking

“Hmm, why does he only get back with me for upwards of 15 minutes at a time…?”

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Poor Jess, I hope she gets off this emotional roller coaster soon!

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer were supposedly taking a little vacation to rekindle their recently rocky relationship in Cabo San Luca but things aren’t looking too good! In these pictures Jessica is clearly telling him “I need more sex” and John is responding “What do you think I am, a sex machine?” Aw, Jessica I feel your pain girl!

Yesterday at Australia’s Byron Beach Jessica Simpson and John Mayer honestly looked like a normal couple in love. (minus the paparazzi)

Aw. I just want to sop them up with a biscuit!

And I definitely wasn’t expecting John to unleash his super orgasmic body on me like that! Now that’s a sexy tall drink of water!

Doesn’t Jessica Simpson look like a happy little school girl in love.

Can someone please take me shopping too! I don’t know what’s going on with me today. I’m feeling super needy for some reason.

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Is it me or am I having TWILIGHT ZONE moments this week. Celebrity comparisons, siblings, and lost connections/ties are coming to me in an almost clairvoyant manner!

After analyzing photos of John Mayer at the Grammys, my mind wouldn’t stop churning as to who he reminded me of. It was completely bothersome and sleep-depriving.

And one sleepless night…Voila! It came to me:

Forget Wacko-Jacko! John Mayer and Edward Scissorhands are one!

If your curious, John’s translated statement simply said, “She is very beautiful – and you’re the last to know.”

After dodging the media on the red carpet, nothing could stop him from publicly displaying his new love for “Jessica Rabbit”. I think they look really cute together. Just in time for V-Day!

When I saw Prince’s “Fug Face” I thought of only one person… John Mayer. Who do you think would win in a FUG FACE Showdown?

What The FUG???

FUGget about It!

You Ain’t Got No Alibi… You FUGLY!!!

Britney Spears and Isaac Cohen

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer

Gisele Bündchen and Tom Brady

Cameron Diaz and Kelly Slater

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake

I know Jessica Simpson said her boots were made for walking, but it looks like her and John Mayer have wasted no time KNOCKING THE BOOTS as well. Seriously, doesn’t Jessica Simpson look like she just finished a long night of wild passionate sex?

Regardless of what exactly occurred before these pictures were taken, how is it possible that Jessica looks FLAWLESS at 5:00 in the morning? It’s clear from these photos that her body is a wonderland and John Mayer is loving every inch of it. I don’t know how long this public affair will last but I think it’s really sweet.

Jessica Simpson & John Mayer continued their tour of love in Jacksonville, Florida where John boy is playing in concert. At first, I didn’t know what to think but now I think they’re actually cute together. Obviously, OPPOSITES ATTRACT!

Last night, John Mayer and Jessica Simpson arrived at The Shore Club’s Nobu restaurant in Miami for a romantic SUSHI dinner, where the couple got HOT ‘N HEAVY. I’m sure John took some of that SUSHI “to go” and enjoyed it at home (wink wink).

Is it just me or is Jessica Simpson starting to look extra TOP HEAVY these days?

I just love me some Jessica Simpson! You better do it my little love muffin! Looking that orgasmic after a plane flight should be a crime! I guess playing hide and poke with John Mayer does the body good!