Could Jessica and Ashlee be the new Olsen twins? After Ashlee’s nose job, the sisters really started to look alike. But now that they’re sporting the same hooker-red lipstick and shaggy-dog hair, they’re morphing into the same person. Maybe they’ll combine their talents and and become a pop star that can actually hold a tune.

I just love me some Jessica Simpson! You better do it my little love muffin! Looking that orgasmic after a plane flight should be a crime! I guess playing hide and poke with John Mayer does the body good!