Boy it’s amazing what losing about “20 pounds” will do! Thanks to celebrity personal trainer Harley Pasternak, Jessica Simpson is back to tiptop shape after her recent breakup with John Mayer. Looking good girl in that blue!

Madame Tussauds wax museum has unveiled a few more figurines for the grand opening of Club MTNY’s VIP Room. Justin Timberlake, Paris Hilton, Christina Aguilera, Usher, Madonna and Jessica Simpson are a few of the fresh faces you’ll see. JT, Paris and Jessica look pretty accurate, but Usher could use a bit more flesh in the face (and belly), and there’s a chance a wax baby bump will have to be added to Xtina.

The figure that’s the most off is probably Madonna. We all know the Material Girl has gotten older over the years, and even though no one wants to be immortalized in wax with crow’s feet and laugh lines, they could’ve created a more up to date version of her!

… even though Public Affair only sold about 2.5 copies,which is just shocking! The blonde bombshell was snapped leaving a West Hollywood recording studio yesterday after laying down some vocals for her upcoming album. I hope Jessica goes back to the days when she used to sing on her songs and leave the Britney-inspired pop alone!
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And this?

Are Jessica Simpson and John Mayer done? A little birdie has revealed that:

”They broke up Sunday night, but who knows what the future will hold,” says a Simpson source. “This is the twelfth time they’ve broken up. Their relationship is volatile. Last week they felt better than ever. This week, things are rocky. Who knows what the future will bring.”

and has left Jessica asking

“Hmm, why does he only get back with me for upwards of 15 minutes at a time…?”

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Poor Jess, I hope she gets off this emotional roller coaster soon!

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer were supposedly taking a little vacation to rekindle their recently rocky relationship in Cabo San Luca but things aren’t looking too good! In these pictures Jessica is clearly telling him “I need more sex” and John is responding “What do you think I am, a sex machine?” Aw, Jessica I feel your pain girl!

It’s over. The couple of the moment has split for now. According to a source:

“They officially called it quits this past weekend,” a source told the site. “They’d been having problems for a while now and just decided it’d be better to end things.”

Poor Jessica! She has to watch Nick & Vanessa smooch all over town, and now she’s by her lonesome. Must be rough!

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