
Years ago a Seattle-based rapper by the name of Sir Mix-a-Lot laid the groundwork for what would soon become a national phenomenon…THE ASS.
When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face, You get sprung!
Sprung indeed! There are many words for it (bum, caboose, onion, apple, bottom, arse, bubble), but whatever you call it, much of America seems to be infatuated with the hindquarters, and I’m afraid I have to include myself in that group. I have compiled a list of what many think are some of the most bodacious bottoms in the industry. Let’s take a closer look love muffins:
A. Jennifer Lopez: Puerto Rican and Plump! Need I say more?
B. Coco (Ice-T’s better half): I bet you didn’t know white girls could bring it like that!
C. Serena Williams: Tennis balls are not the only thing bouncing when she steps on the court. DAMN!
D. Jessica Biel: Muscle bound and firm! Justin Timberlake must be going crazy!
E. Deelishis: Flavor Flav could easily get lost between those cheeks!
F. Kim Kardashian: Her ass weighs more than Nicole Richie soaking wet!
G. Beyonce Knowles: Bootylicious indeed!
H. Janet Jackson: It looks like she has a midget tied up in the back of her pants! Maybe JD?
You guys know how absent minded I can be. If I missed anyone worth mentioning, leave it in the comments section!