From the looks of these pictures, Shemar was lip-locking with everyone in sight! I’m kicking myself for not showing up!

Most women nowadays are familiar with the terms “camel toe” or “VPL” (Visible Panty Lines). The media is always badgering women for showing off their underwear or lack thereof. But men are not immune from unknowingly showing off their junk. We’ve seen our share of male celebs out and about showing off their “camel-hump” or “VPL” (Visible Penis Lines).

For some, this can be a sexy look but I wonder if we really need to see it all? I know some people like to work out commando but if you’re a celeb you might want to wear something underneath. A jockstrap at least! Here are some photos to explain my point:

Matthew McConaug-Hey I See Your D%$K

Matthew Fox: He might be LOST but I’ve FOUND his junk

Gerard Butler (from 300): Swing Low Sweet Chariot!

Mario Lopez: “Saved By The Balls”

Holy Gorgeous Dimples Batman! I was going to try to write a really interesting post about Mario Lopez doing something profound like saving children from a burning building or finding that guy who’s been beating up old ladies. But the truth of the matter is I just think he looks really cute in these pictures (There goes my credibility)! But here’s my attempt to write something informative about A.C. Slater Mario Lopez:

Earlier today, Mario was at the McBurney YMCA in New York City as a spokesman for the “Smart Spot Dance” Program. It’s a charitable multi-city dance program that offers a fun way for families to get active. The whole point of the charity is to get people in urban communities dancing? WTF? As far as I’m concerned people in the inner-cities know how to dance. How about going into some of those Lily-White gated communities and teaching some of those trust-fund kids how to dance on beat. Just a thought?

Enough of the small talk. Back to more pictures of Mario!

1. Julian McMahon

Julian McMahon, one of stars of the motion picture thriller ‘Premonition’, was handsome as usual last night as he arrived for the world premiere of the film at the Arclight Cinerama Dome in Los Angeles.

‘Premonition’ stars Sandra Bullock as a housewife who is shocked her husband, played by our sexy F.B.D. ‘Nip/Tuck’ star Julian McMahon, dies in a car crash and reappears the next day. She realizes it was a premonition and tries to avoid the tragedy. There’s something about his eyes that’s just captivating!

2. LL Cool J

LL Cool J helps launch new Subway Fresh Fit ”Healthier For You” menu today in NYC. Lord what I wouldn’t give to be that sandwich in his mouth! Those lips, that body and that.. take me higher lord!!

3. Jeremy Piven

Jeremy Piven goes on a round about in Malibu near his home. Does he make you horny love muffins?

I don’t know if you’ve been watching The Black Donnellys but I’m really getting into it, and Jonathan Tucker is one of the major reasons I’ve been tuning in so closely. On last week’s episode, the 24-year old guy stripped down to his TIGHTY WHITIES and bludgeoned a man to death. You would think I would be grossed out by a scene like that but his body was so ripped, I could care less that he had blood dripping on it. What a pleasant surprise! I’m definitely looking forward to seeing more of Jonathan Tucker in the future!

Tune in to see the 3rd episode of The Black Donnellys tonight on NBC 10/9c.

We are ending our week of F.B.D’s from “300″ with David Wenham. David Wenham (Dilios) was already an award-winning star in his native Australia when he garnered international attention for his work in such acclaimed features as Baz Luhrmann’s “Moulin Rouge” with Nicole Kidman and the last two installments in Peter Jackson’s blockbuster “The Lord of the Rings” trilogy. In “300″, David Wenham stars as Dilios in the epic movie about the Battle of Thermopylae, in which King Leonidas and 300 Spartans fought to the death against Xerxes and his massive Persian army. Facing insurmountable odds, their valor and sacrifice inspired all of Greece to unite against their Persian enemy. Love Muffins you have to go see this movie this weekend!