The Bachelor has never really been my thing but I’ve watched the show a time or two. After catching a glimpse of this season’s bachelor, Andy Baldwin, in his speedo, I may have to start watching on a more routine basis. He’s a doctor and navy officer…How can you beat that? I still don’t know if I’ll be a regular watcher but I might have to think twice about tuning in. And this time it won’t only be for the outrageous catfights!

The Batchelor: Officer and a Gentlemen – Mondays 9:30/10:30 on ABC

There’s something mighty pretty on Ugly Betty! If you missed last week’s episode than you didn’t get to see Chilean actor Cristián de la Fuente make his debut on the hit series. He’s just plain yummy! He’s the Latin Lover who tried to woo Alexis Meade into moving to Brazil. I won’t spoil it for you if you didn’t see it. Anyway…he’s just orgasmic to me!

I’m not sure if he’ll be on tonight but check out Ugly Betty tonight at 8/9c on ABC!

… klck that ball! The super orgasmic David Beckham showed off his new platinum blonde look to thousands of adoring soccer fans last night when his team, Real Madrid, played the Atletico Bilbao at the Coliseum Alfonso Perez in Getafe, Spain. Posh is so damn lucky! Can you imagine waking up in the morning to all that man? Take me higher lord!

The news has never looked so good! Generally the weekends are my time to sleep in but every once in a while I find a good reason to wake up early. I introduce my new TV crush…TJ Holmes. He’s the anchor for CNN’s Saturday Morning, Sunday Morning, and CNN Newsroom on the weekends! Here are some of my favorite screencaps with my secret thoughts below! Enjoy Love Muffins.

Henry Cavill! Henry Cavill! I just had to scream his name! If you don’t know who he is, you obviously are not watching The Tudors! The sipmly orgasmic Henry plays Charles Brandon the third son of Sir William Brandon. (One of Henry VIII closest friends.)

Henry Cavill began his career as an actor in Stowe Boarding School in England where he appeared in many student productions. H.C. has appeared in several films, including The Count of Monte Cristo, I Capture the Castle, Riding Hood, Hellraiser: Hellworld, and the film adaptation of the myth of Tristan & Isolde. Henry will soon be seen alongside Robert DeNiro and Claire Danes in the magical-realist fantasy Stardust. Henry Cavill is one of the many reasons I watch The Tudors every Sunday at 10pm EST on Showtime!

To see Henry Cavill’s Perky Naked Bottom click on the red show more to the right! |inline

And Ricky could try to be a little more convincing during his performances, gay men play straight roles all the time.