Take me higher lord! I ran across these super duper sexy pictures on Concreteloop of Kansas City Chiefs football player Larry Johnson who celebrated his 28th celebration last night and nearly had an orgasm! Where have I been love muffins? This man is all types of fine! I’m about to hire an hit man right now to knock off his girlfriend Julissa Bermudez (formerly of BET) so I can have him all to myself! Thoughts? and if you find some “revealing” pictures of him please send them my way!

One of my love muffins just brought to my attention that my new future baby daddy, Larry Johnson, appeared in Fantasia Barrino’s “When I See You” video and can you believe that heifer actually kissed my man? (B. Scott gets ready to ring the alarm on Ciely!)

To see the cutest picture of Larry Johnson ever click HERE

According to People magazine that is.

George Clooney and Brad Pitt have shamelessly campaigned for him since 2001, but this year’s winner was Bourne to the title. “You’ve given an aging suburban dad the ego-boost of a lifetime,” Damon, 32, told PEOPLE, explaining why he couldn’t possibly accept the crown – which perfectly demonstrates many of the reasons we chose him in the first place: irresistible sense of humor, rock solid family man, heart-melting humility.

I don’t know about the sexiest man alive but he’s definitely one of them. Thoughts?

Check out the full list of this year’s future baby daddies HERE!

So do you love muffins think HBO’s Entourage star, Adrian Grenier, who also attended the Margot at the Wedding screening last night in NYC is orgasmic enough to be classified as one of our future baby daddies? Yes or No?

They aren’t enough words in the English language to express how orgasmic Ricky Martin is! My fantasy Latin lover kicked off the Latin Grammy Awards Thursday night in Las Vegas with a crowd-stirring medley of Lola and La Bomba with a little from the blue-headed musical trio Blue Man Group. Ricky also won the award for long form music video for MTV Unplugged! Congrats baby!

Take me higher lord! How in the hell did I miss Mario Lopez displaying his bagel buns last week for Halloween! OMG! He just makes me want to …. (B. Scott faints!)

Adam Levine of Maroon 5 just does all types of things to my mind, body and soul! Take me higher lord! Look at him with his shirt off and things at his Halloween party yesterday! Tasty!