Fergie Fug was seen at every event that could possibly be held for the Super Bowl XLI. I just have one question, HOW OLD IS THIS HEIFER? I haven’t seen a face that busted in a longtime. (and that’s with 3.5 pounds of makeup!)

Fergie Fug’s face most certainly has had a life full of BEATING, DRUG-USE AND SELF-HATE!

I conservatively estimate her actual age as being somewhere near 69!

Football Time! At the taping of Vh1’s Pepsi Smash for Superbowl XLI, Fergie decided to step on stage wearing a Lopsided Rhinestone-Encrusted Tiara. (People, I couldn’t make this shit up if I tried). Much to my delight, my Favorite Closeted Couple, John Legend and Kanye West, were also on hand to perform (singing of course, get your minds out of the gutter!).

You can check out the show when it airs on Vh1 Saturday Feb. 3, at 10/9c.

It was really a GIRLS NIGHT OUT at this years NRJ Awards in Cannes, France. It’s sort of like France’s answer to the Radio Music Awards. All the American ladies who showed up looked SPLENDIFEROUS! You decide for yourself came out on top….

Christina Aguilera was Ravishing in RED!

Fergie was absolutely Wonderful in WHITE!

Gwen was Blissful in BLACK!

Who do you think had the best night?

Rumor has it that Fergie and boyfriend, the talented Mr. Josh Duhamel have been secretly ENGAGED since a little bit before Christmas! Apparently they have been trying to keep it on the hush while they confirm the wedding details. With the photo above, one would think that the former METH-RABBIT named Fergie would be shrieking about her engagement to the debonair Duhamel! I think the reason this couple is quiet about their engagement is because an embarassed Josh promised Stacie “Fergalicious” Ferguson a dime bag if she kept the details of their togetherness under-wraps!

Photo Credit: Kevin Winter/Getty;Orlando Garcia

Both Fergie and Hilary Duff opted to wear this Tory Burch sequined dress. Who Rocked It Better?