Why David? Why did you cut your hair? I had grown to love your blonde do! Well either way he still looked super duper orgasmic rocking his new buzz cut while getting some coffee at Coffee Bean today in LA. And is it me or does it seem like new tattoos are popping up all over the place on him? So sexy… take me higher lord!

Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith, hosted the official “Welcome To Los Angeles” Party for David and Victoria Beckham last night at the Museum of Contemporary Art’s Geffen Contemporary gallery. Newlywed Eva Longoria and other A-listers like Brooke Shields, Bruce Willis, Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher, Jim Carrey and girlfriend Jenny McCarthy came out to welcome the Beckhams to their new home. (Doesn’t Jada look extremely out of place for some reason and you have to checkout Victoria’s f@#k me pumps, fierce!)

But who in the hell let Lil’ Kim in? I’m not even going to address what type of hot steamy mess she looks like! Take me higher lord!

Aw, look at David protecting his wife Victoria’s “no-no” area from the paparazzi. The loving couple was photographed while on their way to dine at The Little Door restaurant in Hollywood. What a gentleman! (btw: I hope that VB doesn’t loose anymore weight!)

At the Los Angeles Galaxy open training session yesterday, David Beckham showed just why he’s the hottest man in soccer football. Don’t you just love the “Home Alone” pose. It’s like Macaulay Culkin circa 1990.

Sit!

Squat!

Bend!

Lift!

Doggy-Style!

Thrust!

Release!

Our friend David Gilmore of Pretty On The Outside, is just too super duper talented and hilarious for his own good! This acrylic and colored pencil drawing on hot press paper parody of David and Victoria Beckham’s recent W magazine cover is genius! Here’s what he had to say about this drawing:

I’d like to thank David Beckham for being so outrageously hot in the W Magazine spread. I’d like to thank the photographer Steven Klein and W for running that insanely hot cover and spread. Thank you, thank you, thank you. David, as always, looked great. Posh in the above image seems to look a bit different to me. Can’t quite place it. Hmmmmmmm……. She kind of looks like she’d be jumping on Oprah’s couch, or starring in a summer block buster about aliens trying to take over the planet, or arguing with Matt Lauer. Hmmmmmmmm….. maybe it’s just the angle?

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