… a$$ down inside the house! Courtney I understand you’re happy about your liposuction but do we have to see all that everyday? Give it a rest!

And why not the tummy tuck too?

In the words of Aerosmith Dude Looks Like A Lady!

We all know you used a combination of liposuction and Trimspa Courtney!

No your eyes are not deceiving you. That is freshly Nip-Tucked Courtney Love. Can you believe this druggy brought her daughter, Francis Bean, with her to the party? She needs to keep that child as far away from Paris as she can! Of course her on-again/off-again boyfriend Stavros Niarchos was there. Nicole Richie and her boyfriend Joel Madden also made an appearance. And to top off the night Pill Poppin’ Paula Abdul showed up, stumbling and mumbling her way through the party I’m sure.

Audi Presents Gianni and Donatella Versace Receive Rodeo Drive Walk Of Style Award

Jennifer Lopez always gets it right! She’s simply the most SPLENDIFEROUS fashion savvy goddess on the face of the earth. In the mist of all these stunning women with amazing gowns, Jennifer destroyed the competition! J.Lo just has a higher starting point (natural beauty) than all the rest!

CLEOPATRA! CLEOPATRA! LONG LIVE CLEOPATRA! Naomi Campbell after all these years still is letting the girls have it, on and off the runway! Now that’s a SUPERMODEL and don’t you ever forget it!

Penelope Cruz shows off her AMPLE backside in this amazing number! She looks so delicate to me, be careful you might break her.

Sharon Stone might be OLDER THAN JESUS but she’s still giving it to me! Love the hair!

Paris Hilton dared to show her GUTTER-BUTT face looking like a gold wrapped CHRISTMAS PRESENT!

“ANNA NICOLE HERE I COME!” (I know I’m wrong but so right!)

Word on the street is Paula Abdul could be on her way OUT of the American Idol judging chair. Anyone watching last night noticed that the third leg of the deliberating triangle was curiously absent due to a ‘family obligation’. Funny, huh? There is a buzz that another equally as crazy person could be on her way in: COURTNEY LOVE! Maybe you’re as confused as me…how could this be a positive switch?

Introducing the 2007 MOST POPULAR HALLOWEEN COSTUME! This is the original Diana Ross before Barry Gordy and her 25,000 member beauty squad!

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