Cameron Diaz is in big trouble if she is trying to find dating advice or even tips from, “loose lower lips” gal-pal – Sienna Miller. With Sienna’s track record ranging from Diddy to Hayden Christensen to various other trolls – who knows what path she’d send our darling Diaz down.

Not to fear – Diaz, post her stint with Mr. Shiver Me TIMBERS, has found her own solace and joy in surfing legend – Kelly Slater. Anyone whose name is the combination of two of my favorite characters from Saved by the Bell (shout out to Tiffany Amber Thiessen and Mario Lopez) is cool in my book.

However, apparently the surf Legend has a “Legendary” something within his surf trunks. On a drunken night where they sang along to J.T. songs and girl bonded – Cameron revelead to Sienna that Kelly is PACKIN’. She used a 10 INCH BREAD STICK to demonstrate the size of his mighty member and was looking down, twirling her hair, and laughing as she shook her head and thought about the size of it! I don’t know if Timber-Quake shook Diaz up in all the right ways sexually – but it seems that she is all too smitten with Slater, what he has, AND what he can do.

PSA for our love-muffins: PLAY IT SAFE! Wrap it up!

Valentine’s Day has come early for much of Hollywood. New couples seem to be popping up every minute. Who wins your vote for cutest new couple?

Britney Spears and Isaac Cohen

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer

Gisele Bündchen and Tom Brady

Cameron Diaz and Kelly Slater

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake

Kate Moss rocked BAG-LADY chic on her way to lunch at the London branch of Nobu on Monday. Baby you are just doing too much!

STEAMING HOT! Brad Pitt exiting his West Hollywood office Monday. Brad who is currently filming The Mysterious Case of Benjamin Button in New Orleans, has been in L.A. to mourn the death of partner Angelina Jolie’s mother Marcheline.

Sienna Miller MINUS Diddy shows off her vintage dress at the New York premiere of her film Factory Girl on Monday.

Teri Hatcher, my favorite housewife, getting her LAUGH on during a comedy event to benefit the AmberWatch Foundation in Hollywood on Monday. Hatcher is the national spokesperson for the foundation, which provides education about how to prevent child abduction and molestation.

Hilary Duff, who looked like she’s was about to HURL, walked up to hot spot Hyde Lounge with her sister Haylie on Monday.

Hot of the heels off his Nationwide Commercial Leak, Kevin is snapped leaving NYC nightclub Butter Tuesday morning. Kevin could so HIT IT!

The DUMPED Cameron Diaz continues to soak up the sun Saturday in Hawaii as she begins week two of her island getaway. The actress has been vacationing with pals including Kelly Slater as mentioned our previous post.

Cameron Diaz is on the REBOUND having some intimate moments with surf champion Kelly Slater during a secret surf lesson in Hawaii this week. Our sources say the HUNKY Slater couldn’t keep from staring at Diaz the entire time they were on the North Shore of Oahu.

I love me some Justin, but I can’t be mad at Cameron. In the words of Beyonce, I mean Ne-Yo, “Don’t you ever for a second get to thinking you’re IRREPLACEABLE!”

Why don’t these two just KISS AND MAKE UP? People is reporting that Justin and Cameron got into heated argument during Justin’s Golden-Globe after party at the Beverly Wilshire hotel when Cameron spotted him talking to another woman. The article says…

According to witnesses, Timberlake was chatting with actress Jessica Biel when Diaz approached. Biel stepped away, and the former couple had a serious exchange. Diaz walked away, Timberlake followed, and the two were soon spotted engaged in an intense 40-minute face-off in a side room. Diaz reemerged looking composed, but not before Timberlake held his head in his hands and, says a witness, “slammed his fist (down) into a cabinet.”

Can’t people just talk? Cameron sounds like a CRAZY BITCH. Fatal Attraction Anyone??