This one’s a bit too strange to be true–Kimora Lee Simmons and Djimon Hounsou? Word has it that the two ravenously made out all night at a party for Forest Whittaker this week, AND that they left together. He was JUST linked to Cameron Diaz! I thought he was too classy for all of this. This sh*t happens so fast in Hollywood that none of us can keep up!

Meanwhile, the dumped-back-to-back Cameron Diaz recently worked off some aggression at a local LA gym. First Reese Witherspoon and now Cameron–what’s up with this immediate weight-loss right after you get kicked to the curb? I don’t know about you love muffins but I would be eating everything in sight!

Cate Blanchett in Giorgio Armani Prive is a tribute to Old Hollywood!

Cameron Diaz leaves me a little CONFUSED in this Valentino gown. I’m not sure how I feel about this white ORAGAMI creation. it’s not bad but it ain’t good either.

Celine Dion is donning this James Galanos dress. Dion is usually a fashion disaster but this isn’t bad. The dress looks great for Celine Dion but then again, that’s not saying much! Bravo on the jewels though!

Eva Longoria was front and center this weekend to support her fiancé, Tony Parker, during the NBA All Star Weekend B-ball game. Eva Longoria and Cameron Diaz were probably laughing about their past escapades with ‘Nsync bandmates JC Chasez and Justin Timberlake.

Eva also showed Prince her new Christian Louboutin pumps. We all that Prince loves his high heels. Maybe we’ll see him wearing those signature RED SOLES for his next performance!

Other font-line celebs included Dave Chappelle, Ludacris, Jeremy Piven, Ciara, and Nicky Hilton.

P.S. I wonder if Prince approached Dave Chappelle about the not-so-flattering sketch he did on his show! Click here if you don’t remember it.

Cameron Diaz has moved on from Kelly Slater’s breadstick and jumped onto the dark side of the moon. On Thursday, Cameron was spotted locking lips and dirty dancing with Blood Diamond star Djimon Hounsou at Hyde Lounge. Apparently she’s developed a taste for the chocolate, and who could blame her? Djimon is one fine specimen. Don’t get me wrong, Justin looks good but when you stack him next to Djimon he’s seems like just a little boy.

Though Kelly Slater and Cameron Diaz seemed really friendly last month while catching waves in Hawaii, Slater tells People “We’re just friends”. (We’ve all heard that line before) It looks like waves are the only thing Cameron’s been riding lately. When asked about how Cameron’s been coping with her recent split from Mr. Dick-In-A Box, he replied “She’s doing well”. Too bad for them, it was fun while it lasted!
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Justin Timberwolf is on the prowl once again and this time it looks like he’s sticking to the motto: “It Ain’t No Fun, If The Homies Can’t Have None”

Aww, how generous Justin. I don’t know how close J.T. is to Arizona Cardinals Quarterback (and USC legend) Matt Leinart. However, I’m sure Matt is thanking all the boy bands in heaven for being able to make a play-action-pass on Justin’s Leftovers.

Don’t get me wrong – Leinart has been linked to his own smorgesbourg of hollywood vixens, even bagging Paris Hilton. However it seems that he and J.T. are doing mega-teamwork offensively with the women of Hollywood. Justin runs through them and Matt seals the deal! How appropriate, with it being so close to the Superbowl and all?!

Since this can all get very complex, Coup D’ Etats has laid it all out for you in diagram form as clear as day. Check it out after the jump…

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