These outtakes from the Allure magazine photoshoot of Britney Spears are truly splendiferous! People can say what they want to say, but Brit-Brit can pull it together when she wants to. Check them out love muffins!

As previously posted, the troubled pop-star Britney Spears heats up the cover of the September issue of Allure magazine. It’s amazing what a little (I meant a lot) of photoshop can do! Brit-Brit looks just splendiferous!

The websites are all abuzz about the possibility of Britney Spears opening this year’s MTV Video Music Awards (VMAs) on Sept. 9. Everyone is saying that E! Online has confirmed that Britney Spears will in fact perform in this year VMA but I’ve been to eonline.com and see nothing that supports this allegation. The websites also say that MTV is not going to confirm or deny it due to “surprise” reasons, but that everyone on the music business know that the pop princess is about to rock the stage as the grand opening of the awards.

Right now, being that I can’t find the website and there is no confirmation of the rumor, I don’t think its true. However I do think it would be good for both the VMAs (which have sucked hard lately) and Britney (who has also sucked tremendously recently). If Britney is anything, she a performer. I just hope Britney’s personal troubles don’t get in the way of her overall success.

1999 “Hit Me Baby One More Time”

2000 “Oops I Did It Again”

2001 “I’m A Slave 4 U”

2003 “Like A Virgin”

Photoshop is a fabulous thing! It perfectly coifs your ill-mannered wig and removes any and all Cheetos dust from your fingers all with a click of the mouse. Here’s Britney Spears on the cover of Allure, and she looks great. Unfortunately, we all know the truth!

The butt could only belong to one Hollyhood madam, and we know you already know who it is. Whose cheeks are they you ask? Take a look after the jump…

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Partying into the wee hours of the morning Britney Spears got her full party on Saturday after having dinner at Wokcano restaurant with cousin Allie Simms, ex-hookup JR Rotem and her former dancer Nick at the super duper hot-spot Les Deux. The foursome chilled in the exclusive VIP selection of the club while drinking and God know what else.

Brit-Brit also hit the streets on Friday with Allie as she entered Winston’s another L.A. hot-spot. Here her purple dress looks the worst but she actually looks happy and really cute in the face.