We all saw this coming after yesterday’s Britney bagel buns showcase. David Gilmore from Pretty On The Outside got her good in his personal take on the incident with this illustration. Props to him for noticing her desire to play Siberian husky dog for the day with the blue/brown eye combo:

Brit was up to her usual assault on our eyes today by wearing a shirt with no pants which allowed her generous ass to be photographed by the paparazzi. She decided to take an extra fashion risk and sport a single blue contact. Why Britney, why? Any more, her back side is getting as much exposure as her front so I decided to be bring them both front and center for your viewing displeasure. Sorry.

I really do believe that Brit-Brit has an addiction to flashing the paparazzi! Yesterday, in a floral mini she once again gave onlookers a show by displaying her ample bagel buns while exiting a Beverly Hills boutique. Oh Britney, why?

In other Britney Spears’ news according to Billboard magazine:

A new Britney Spears track, “Gimme More,” is expected to hit the airwaves next week, according to sources at Jive Records. The up-tempo cut, produced by Timbaland right-hand-man Nate “Danjahandz” Hills, will appear on Spears’ new album, but sources say it has yet to be decided whether it will be the official lead single or simply a setup track.

Let’s see what happens y’all!

One of my love muffins, France, sent me this exclusive picture that she took of Britney Spears escaping all the paparazzi today as she exited Club Monaco in Beverly Hills! Damn can Brit-Brit breathe! Thanks love muffin for sending me this picture!

Maybe Britney selected this super duper cute Club Monaco outfit! Well at least I hope so! Those “Cuffed Shorts” with self belt ($89) are to die for!

It appears that even in the mist of the previously posted L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services conducting an active investigation Brit-Brit is still pulling her album together!

X17 is reporting that:

1. That is Britney Spears.
2. She is leaving a recording studio in Hollywood.

And 3… That is a demo CD in her hands. Our girl’s back to work on some new tracks! Are you excited?!

That’s right Brit-Brit, focus on your work and let your attorneys handle the rest, but that that hideous blonde weave has really got to go today!

Download:

Britney Spears – It Feels Nice
Britney Spears – Baby Boy
Britney Spears – Little Me

TMZ is reporting:

An unscheduled hearing was held today at L.A. County Superior Court. Present — Britney’s lawyer, Dennis Wasser, K-Fed’s attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan and a lawyer from the Los Angeles County Counsel who is assigned to the dependency court.

We do not know the specifics of the allegations but we’re told the L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services is conducting an active investigation.

A hearing in the custody case has been scheduled for September 4, which will be a follow up to today’s appearance.

What the hell is going on! Take me higher lord!

… won me over in such a biased way! I know you love muffins are like what the hell is going on with B. Scott! I honestly don’t know how it happened, you would think that I would have turned against her with all the dreadful shenanigans Brit-Brit has conducted over the past two years! Somehow the exact opposite has occurred; I was never a huge Britney Spears fan but now I find myself defending her and loving her new leaked tracks! Could it be I’m going through a mid-twenties crisis? I just wanted to share that with you love muffins so you don’t think I’m crazy, but for whatever reason I love myself some Britney Spears!

Oh I have one more Brit-Brit confession, I know you guys hate “It Feels Nice” but I have honestly had it on repeat ever since it was sent to me! Take me higher lord! All I can say is:

I’m Britney Spears and I’m shaking my ass
I sign a thousand autographs
Please – just get to the point when you talk to me
And if a favor gets involved, just rub my feet
Yea this business is f**ked
And I want some fun
I wanna sit at home and watch Dumb and Dumber

Download:

Britney Spears – It Feels Nice
Britney Spears – Baby Boy