First Jodie Foster and now Britney: Can somebody please tell these women there are cameras around?

While vacationing in Puerta Vallarta this weekend, Britney’s cover-up covered nothing up. She is too busy holding that drink to hold down the fort on her backside. At least there was something on underneath that cloth!

Dear Fans, I just wanted to reach out to all of you and explain some of the things that I have been faced with recently.

It’s so funny how many stories are put out there about people. It’s like we all want our side of the story out there as well, but at the end of the day only a few people care to hear what is really going on since the bad is always so much more interesting than the truth. I don’t know why, but this is so weird to me. I used to be angry at the tabloids for printing horrible things about me, but now I try to just be numb to what I see. I saw Tyra Banks once get really upset and cry on her show because they made her look fat. We all want a certain image of ourselves out there, and at some point we all do really care what other people think or we wouldn’t be here.

Recently, I was sent to a very humbling place called rehab. I truly hit rock bottom. Till this day I don’t think that it was alcohol or depression. I was like a bad kid running around with ADD. I had a manager from a long time ago come in and try to direct me and my life after I got my divorce. I was so overwhelmed I think that I was in a little shock too. I didn’t know who to go to. I realized how much energy and love I had put into my past relationship when it was gone because I genuinely did not know what to do with myself, and it made me so sad. I confess, I was so lost.

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Captain Britney Spears went sailing on a chartered boat for a two hour cruise in Marina del Rey yesterday. Brit-Brit’s sea companions for her voyage included her friend Allie, two bodyguards, both sons and a nanny. She seemed to be enjoying herself and happily waved at the million paparazzi that were there to see Britney set sail.

So I can see Sean Preston, but where is Jayden James? I really hope that he’s not crying in a play pen below deck because he’s a little special, or because Britney wants to wait until she can make money off the pictures in a magazine!

This sailor ensemble is kinda cute. What do you love muffins think?

Recently there’s been talk of Britney Spears possibly making an appearance on American Idol’s season finale. Apparently that won’t be happening any time soon. Nigel Lythgoe, American Idol’s executive producer, recently told Access Hollywood:

“She’s [Britney] going through a hard time and we’d certainly like to be a part of helping her out. But we don’t lip-synch normally on American Idol”

Ouch! You’ve gotta love how the British shoot it to you straight. Of course this could all be a ploy to fake us out but I doubt it. Judging from “Ashlee Simpson fiasco” this weekend, don’t expect Brit Brit to show up on Idol anytime soon. Even if she does, she’ll be singing live…and who wants that?

Britney Spears decided to go for a little dip in the pool at her hotel over the weekend. I guess now we know for sure that Britney’s smoking hot body is back! (Step 1 of the comeback process complete!) After cooling off from the Florida heat she decided to get her party on at Miami’s Set nightclub.

Britney has steadily improved her fashion and overall physical appearance in the pass week. Even though I thought it was Paris Hilton for a second, her new blonde hair extensions look much better than those hideous wigs! Brit-Brit went to one of my regular hangout spots, The Grove, yesterday rocking a short yellow dress and white wedge heels. Before she started her shopping spree, Britney had a late lunch at Woodhouse Ranch Bar and Grill. After lunch, she hit up Nordstroms and Abercrombie and Fitch.

Following her earlier visit to The Grove, Brit-Brit stopped by Millennium studios in North Hollywood for some bom-kats and eight counts!

And yes I actually like Britney’s blue hot shorts with “Love Pink Forever” on the back! Dance, Britney, dance!