Instead of getting a restraining order against her mother, Britney Spears needs a spanking! She needs to take the Institute of B. Scott’s #1 requested class in our course registry:

How to sit your @$$ down!

Here, Brit was shopping at Jill Roberts’ Beverly Hills boutique and apparently wanted her assistants’ opinion on a pair of bottoms she was buying. It’s customary to like your body but does the whole world have to see your ta-ta’s & all the goods when you are running errands!?

Mama Spears – get your belt ready!

… against her own mother! Apparently a newly darker haired Britney Spears is filing paperwork to keep her own mother away from her grandchildren.

X17 is reporting that:

“An X17 source confirms that Britney is set to file papers for a restraining order against her mother Lynne, in an attempt to keep her mom away from her two sons. Our source tells us that the paperwork is completed and that Britney is claiming her mother is abusing prescription pain medication and that she should be kept away from Sean and Jayden. The papers are supposed to be filed today or tomorrow.”

Take me higher lord! There’s no need for Britney to file a restraining order against her own mother! No wonder her album is being pushed back to 2008!

It’s Jayden James ya’ll!

Britney Spears looks like she’s trying to hold it together these days. She was reportedly having beverages with some friends this week and having a great time. The manager of the joint said that Brit was “having fun” but was definitely not drunk or intoxicated. She had 2 jack & cokes, an orange flavored martini & was done for the day. Not too bad, right?!

I just want her to bring it like it has never been broughten for her next album & then she can do no wrong in my eyes! We’re cheering for you Brit-Brit!

Brit-Brit Spears was caught giving us all an eye-full as she told paparazzi where to go and how to get there. Or, she could have just been showing off her new manicure as she was driving away from a Beverly Hills spa & nail spot. Either way, she’s a class act!

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One of our sources auditioned for Britney Spears yesterday for her upcoming second round of mini tours. Our little birdie dancer was at Millennium Dance Studios and auditioned to Britney’s new song called “Get Naked” and said the song that was produced by Timberland is “hot like fire!” Our source went on to say that Britney looked “amazing rocking a black & white outfit, short black shorts, a cute vest and peep-toe heels.” I’m so excited! Let’s “GET NAKED” love muffins! Britney & Timberland, I can’t wait!
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Brit-Brit was out and about in Beverly Hills recently, making her rounds and increasing her chances for public scrutiny. I guess she had a couple of “white parties” to attend as she donned not one but two different white ensembles by afternoon’s end. The bohemian garb is not too bad. However, that second attempt at a junior prom after-party dress with the non-matching hat is truly a haute mess.

What’s your focus Britney? Maybe if you tell us, we can support you. But until then, survey says not!

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