…. everyday but then again it would suck even more for it not to happen if you’re a celebrity. Britney Spears was video tapped shopping in Malibu and being bombarded by the paparazzi as usual on Tuesday. Click on the video above to see what a day in Brit-Brit’s life is like. (B. Scott shaking his head!)

· Neither Brit nor K-fed can take Sean and Jayden out of state without the written consent of the other.
· The exes cannot make derogatory statements about each other.
· Both parents must complete the “Parenting Without Conflict” program.
· Each party is restrained from using corporal punishment with the children or allowing anyone else to.
· They are required to engage in joint co-parenting counseling.
· Neither party may consume alcohol or non-prescription controlled substances 12 hours prior to taking custody of the children.

· They must ensure that any prospective childcare professionals hold valid Red Cross infant CPR training.

While the responsibilities for Federline end there, Judge Gordon tacked on an extra list of tasks for Britney. In order to maintain the current shared custody agreement, she must:

· Attend individual counseling to address parenting issues at least once a week.

· Meet with a parenting coach for a minimum of 8 hours a week, in at least two sessions a week. The coach is to observe her interaction with kids and her parenting skills and then provide Federline with a written progress report by October 22.
· And, “based on the evidence presented, the Court finds that there is a habitual, frequent, and continuous use of controlled substances by Petitioner [Spears],” will have to undergo testing for controlled substances and alcohol. The testing shall be conducted twice per week on random dates and times, and the results will be forwarded to the court.

Don’t believe what some of other websites are reporting when they say that Brit-Brit’s “Gimme More” is bombing because it’s actually shooting up the charts at Top 40 radio!

The cut posted the most increased plays on R&R’s CHR/Top 40 chart for a second straight week (up 976 spins) and climbs 25-20 on the tally, marking Spears’ first top 20 appearance since “Every Time” in summer 2004.

Spears last graced the survey with “My Prerogative” in the fall of 2004. Her prior best entrance was the No. 24 launch of “Me Against the Music” in Oct. 2003. “Gimme” is Spears’ 16th charting title this decade, tying her with fellow former Mouseketeer Christina Aguilera for most by a female in that span.

Well it’s nice to know that even though her world is crumbing apart, Brit-Brit’s single is doing well. Take her higher lord!

Brit-Brit’s lawyer Laura Wasser has just revealed to People that Britney Spears will retain her 50-50 custody arrangement for now. A ruling isn’t expected until sometime next week.

And to kick a get girl when she’s down, Jeff Kwatinetz has confirmed that he has dumped Brit-Brit after one month and released the below statement:

“It saddens us to confirm media reports that we have terminated our professional relationship with Britney Spears. We believe Britney is enormously talented, and has made a terrific record, but current circumstances have prevented us from properly doing our job.”

Checkout this video of the outrageously irritating hemroid, Gloria Allred who has turned to YouTube to garner some attention as she tries to drag Britney through the mud!

Update: Alleged “nudity, drug use and safety issues post-rehab” is what was filed today in the form of a declaration by “secret witness” aka a former bodyguard, Tony Barretto.

Gloria Allred, Barretto’s attorney, said in a press conference today that Brit’s former hired muscle was prepared to testify under oath today, but that neither the court nor Britney’s attorneys chose to cross-examine him. She said his declaration went “unrefuted and unchallenged.

“Barretto started working for Britney when she got out of rehab, and was fired on May 17 because, said Allred, “He did not hear her when he was asked to pick up her hat.”

Fox News is reporting that Brit-Brit’s two sons could be taken away from her as early as today! Stay tuned love muffins for the latest news!

Take me higher lord X17 is reporting that Britney Spears may have hired a professional hit-man to kill her estranged ex Kevin Federline.

Our guy down at the courthouse today tells us a celeb news magazine show had a producer there for the hearing in Britney and Kevin’s custody case where uber-attorney Gloria Allred was to produce a ’secret witness’ and the mic-holder was yelling out questions about allegations of Britney having hired a hit-man to kill Kevin Federline?!!! What?! Even Allred looked shocked and she seemed to have no idea what this ill-informed producer was talking about and we’re pretty certain that info is totally WACK!

ET is reporting that:

several reliable sources that the FBI and LAPD are investigating legitimate leads on a contract hit on KEVIN FEDERLINE’s life.

Multiple sources tell ET that the FBI made attempts to contact Federline to inform him of the potential danger.

In addition to maybe losing her two boys today, a little birdie told me that Britney will be losing Laura Wasser her famed attorney as soon as the hearing starts!

At a hearing in the ongoing Britney Spears/K-Fed custody war that is just about to start, disso-queen Laura Wasser will submit legal papers formally withdrawing as the singer’s attorney. Sources say Spears’ new lawyer will be high-profile attorney, Marci Levine. The word we hear is that Britney was a problem client because she just didn’t listen to and follow the advice Wasser gave so Spears could maintain custody and end the war.

In other random Brit-Brit news, she has been banned from the Chateau Marmont for smearing food all over her face.

Britney came under the management spotlight at exclusive Chateau Marmont after reports she was “acting weird”. And it seems “acting weird” doesn’t begin to describe her latest act of lunacy, which saw Britney stunning fellow diners in the posh hotel restaurant by smearing a plate of top-notch food over her FACE.Horrified guests were understandably outraged and demanded the management kick her out for good. A source said: “The diners were disgusted. You wouldn’t expect that from a teenager in a fast-food joint. Royalty have dined in this restaurant. Her behaviour was totally unacceptable.”