Love muffins it looks like the splendiferous Angelina Jolie and the orgasmic Brad Pitt could be looking into marriage.

“She’s stopped saying ‘I’ll never marry,’” the source reveals, “instead, she says, ‘When the time is right.’ That is a huge step for Angelina. She says if it ensures the future happiness of her kids, then what difference does a piece of paper make?” There are rumors that the wedding may take place on a boat belonging to billionaire Microsoft Co-Founder Paul Allen.

After so long, it’s not a surprise anymore, just about dog on time. Go ahead and put it on paper. Get your man Angie, get him, because if you won’t, I will! Take me higher lord!

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It was a battle of the charisma on Sunday as Brad Pitt and Bill Clinton met with hundreds of volunteers helping rebuild New Orleans. Brad posed for pictures and signed autographs for fans as he and the former President walked the streets of the Lower Ninth Ward. “We hope to see a huge change here in the next six months,” Brad told a group of residents, the Associated Press reports. Bill also added “It is only fitting that we culminate a weekend focused on youth service by turning words into action,” the former president said.

It is good to see two powerful, successful men join forces for a good cause! Great work!

Take me higher lord, isn’t one of my future baby daddies Brad Pitt like a fine wine that only gets better with time? Check out these orgasmic pictures of him on set of the Terrence Malick movie recently rocking this shorty-short hairstyle!

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According to eonline.com the infinitely orgasmic Brad Pitt was out recently with Zahara when a paparazzi got a little too close to the father and child at the Grove in Los Angeles.

The paparazzo followed Pitt and Zahara from the garage into the shopping mecca a few nights ago around 7, an eyewitness said.

“The paparazzi guy looked so scared,” the eyewitness said. “He just ran into the parking garage.”

I know that’s right Brad, you better say get the f@#k away from me! (Sidebar: Love muffins is there anything sexier than a man protecting his tiny-tots for Christ?)

Angelina Jolie is pregnant with twins according to Star Magazine. The tabloid’s source revealed that she just found out last week, which would bring Angelina and Brad’s to a total of 6 tiny-tots for Christ! The source went on to say that, “Brad and Angelina are absolutely ecstatic” and are planning to adopt even more children. Well if this is true congrats Brangelina, but can you do me a favor and adopt me too?

These tabloid are getting out of control! Life & Style has published this obviously absurd cover labeling Shiloh as a “outcast.” To make the story believable they included an old quote from Angelina Jolie where she says, “Shiloh looks like Brad. She’s almost going to be the outcast in the family because she’s so blond and blue-eyed. I think I felt so much more for Mad, Zee and Pax because they were survivors and Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born.” I really don’t like the quote either but I also don’t think this story is remotely true! How could anyone make an outcast of the super duper cute tiny-tot for Christ!