Brad Pitt took a much needed break from helping Angelina Jolie collect items from her late mother’s hotel room. Brad took a moment to sit on the balcony floor to have a cigarette on Wednesday. Angelina’s mother, Marcheline Bertrand, passed away on Saturday after a long battle with ovarian cancer. She had been living at L’Ermitage Hotel in Beverly Hills.

The sad news brought the King & Queen back to Los Angeles after their relocation to New Orleans where Brad is shooting his latest film, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. Brad even sad you still look DAMN GOOD!

Brad Pitt, one of the most photographed men in the world, desperately tried to get the paparazzi to LAYOFF! The Babel star had touching Dr. Phil talks with every photographer stationed outside of his Hollywood Hills mansion yesterday, making a personal plea for privacy. Where are the assistants when you need them! While many of the photo-catchers were moved by his efforts, most couldn’t careless and continued to click away to their hearts content. The paparazzi actually began doing some pleading of their own asking Brad, Please take off the HELMET!

Kate Moss rocked BAG-LADY chic on her way to lunch at the London branch of Nobu on Monday. Baby you are just doing too much!

STEAMING HOT! Brad Pitt exiting his West Hollywood office Monday. Brad who is currently filming The Mysterious Case of Benjamin Button in New Orleans, has been in L.A. to mourn the death of partner Angelina Jolie’s mother Marcheline.

Sienna Miller MINUS Diddy shows off her vintage dress at the New York premiere of her film Factory Girl on Monday.

Teri Hatcher, my favorite housewife, getting her LAUGH on during a comedy event to benefit the AmberWatch Foundation in Hollywood on Monday. Hatcher is the national spokesperson for the foundation, which provides education about how to prevent child abduction and molestation.

Hilary Duff, who looked like she’s was about to HURL, walked up to hot spot Hyde Lounge with her sister Haylie on Monday.

Hot of the heels off his Nationwide Commercial Leak, Kevin is snapped leaving NYC nightclub Butter Tuesday morning. Kevin could so HIT IT!

The DUMPED Cameron Diaz continues to soak up the sun Saturday in Hawaii as she begins week two of her island getaway. The actress has been vacationing with pals including Kelly Slater as mentioned our previous post.

Our recently crowned King & Queen, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, according to US Weekly are leaving LA to live in New Orleans! They have purchased a $3.5M house in the French Quarter, and plan to send their we are the world children to school in NOLA! Damn. Do Brad and Angie have to leave us to do humanitarian work? Aren’t there enough CRAZY ASS HOMELESS people in downtown LA to help?

Brand Pitt and Angelina are so damn orgasmic! There is nothing I wouldn’t do to be between them when they get to thrusting! …….Take me higher lord! and forgive me for all my nasty gutter-butt thoughts!

Mr. & Mrs. Jolie-Pitt hit up the West Hollywood premiere of ‘God Grew Tired of Us’ last night. Angelina looks double a-mazingly gorgeous, whereas her boo piece is looking…well…um…rough to say the least. This is unlike him! Looks like the long nights of baby-raising have left him haggard with $50 worth of groceries in those bags under his eyes. What I want to know is what dear ‘ol Angie is thinking as she gazes into those blue crow’s feet riddled eyes of his. Could be thoughts of how to get started on Shiloh Jr!

As for the film itself, this is a documentary (narrated by Nicole Kidman) about three Sudanese men–three of over 25,000 children known as the lost boys. After living in a Kenyan refugee camp, they are then one of the 3,600 lost boys invited to live in America. If you can get your hands on screening passes, check this film out. It will be released on Friday, Jan. 12.