Are Brad And Angelina Ready To Wed?

Love muffins it looks like the splendiferous Angelina Jolie and the orgasmic Brad Pitt could be looking into marriage.

“She’s stopped saying ‘I’ll never marry,’” the source reveals, “instead, she says, ‘When the time is right.’ That is a huge step for Angelina. She says if it ensures the future happiness of her kids, then what difference does a piece of paper make?” There are rumors that the wedding may take place on a boat belonging to billionaire Microsoft Co-Founder Paul Allen.

After so long, it’s not a surprise anymore, just about dog on time. Go ahead and put it on paper. Get your man Angie, get him, because if you won’t, I will! Take me higher lord!

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Brad and Bill Join Forces!

It was a battle of the charisma on Sunday as Brad Pitt and Bill Clinton met with hundreds of volunteers helping rebuild New Orleans. Brad posed for pictures and signed autographs for fans as he and the former President walked the streets of the Lower Ninth Ward. “We hope to see a huge change here in the next six months,” Brad told a group of residents, the Associated Press reports. Bill also added “It is only fitting that we culminate a weekend focused on youth service by turning words into action,” the former president said.

It is good to see two powerful, successful men join forces for a good cause! Great work!

Future Daddy Alert: Brad Pitt On Set!

Take me higher lord, isn’t one of my future baby daddies Brad Pitt like a fine wine that only gets better with time? Check out these orgasmic pictures of him on set of the Terrence Malick movie recently rocking this shorty-short hairstyle!

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Brad Pitt Says Get The F@#K Away!

According to eonline.com the infinitely orgasmic Brad Pitt was out recently with Zahara when a paparazzi got a little too close to the father and child at the Grove in Los Angeles.

The paparazzo followed Pitt and Zahara from the garage into the shopping mecca a few nights ago around 7, an eyewitness said.

That’s apparently when things got a little heated.

“This paparazzi guy was right in his face taking pictures,” the source reported. “Brad grabbed the guy by the collar and said, ‘Get the f–k away from me!’ ”

It worked.

“The paparazzi guy looked so scared,” the eyewitness said. “He just ran into the parking garage.”

I know that’s right Brad, you better say get the f@#k away from me! (Sidebar: Love muffins is there anything sexier than a man protecting his tiny-tots for Christ?)

Angelina Jolie Pregnant With Twins?!

Angelina Jolie is pregnant with twins according to Star Magazine. The tabloid’s source revealed that she just found out last week, which would bring Angelina and Brad’s to a total of 6 tiny-tots for Christ! The source went on to say that, “Brad and Angelina are absolutely ecstatic” and are planning to adopt even more children. Well if this is true congrats Brangelina, but can you do me a favor and adopt me too?

Shiloh “The Outcast” Of The Family?

These tabloid are getting out of control! Life & Style has published this obviously absurd cover labeling Shiloh as a “outcast.” To make the story believable they included an old quote from Angelina Jolie where she says, “Shiloh looks like Brad. She’s almost going to be the outcast in the family because she’s so blond and blue-eyed. I think I felt so much more for Mad, Zee and Pax because they were survivors and Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born.” I really don’t like the quote either but I also don’t think this story is remotely true! How could anyone make an outcast of the super duper cute tiny-tot for Christ!

Brad Pitt: “I Think We’ll Crap Out Somewhere Between 7 And 9” Kids!

Brad Pitt (who turns 44 years-old) today did a interview with Charlie Rose airing tonight, and when asked if he and Angelina Jolie are still planning on a dozen kids, as Angie once said, Brad replied, “I think we’ll crap out somewhere between 7 and 9.” “Are you serious?” Rose asked.

Pitt confidently insisted, “Yeah, somewhere in there, we’ll crap out.”

Um…. that’s still a lot of children and isn’t “crap out somewhere between 7 and 9″ an awkward choice of words, thoughts?

Brad Pitt To Build Homes In New Orleans

Forget K-Fed as father of the year. Here’s a man who gets our vote for man of the year! Brad Pitt announced on Monday’s Today Show that he plans to launch “Make It Right,” a new foundation that aims to build 150 environmentally-friendly homes in New Orleans.

The homes will use solar and wind energy to minimize utility costs and will be built next summer in the lower 9th ward of New Orleans. Brad said “right now, this is the focus, and we’re going to see this thing through.” So does that mean no more movies for Brad until the projects over?

What do you think love muffins?

Sad News Of The Day

The King of Orgasmic-ville, Brad Pitt, announced Tuesday he will no longer be stripping off on the big screen.

Speaking to the BBC on Tuesday, he said he didn’t want to be embarassed when his kids grow up and watch his movies.

“I can’t see any more nude scenes [in my career.] I figure I’ve got very few films left,” he said. “Who knows how many I’ll get to do now, so I want to do something I’m interested in. Otherwise, I don’t want to bother. I think it’s a younger person’s game.”

Whaaa??? Oh, Bradley, I still think you’re still fresh as a daisy. This is a sad day for the movie industry, love muffins!

There’s Nothing Sexier Than…

.. a future baby daddy spending time with his children!

David Beckham with sons Brooklyn and Romeo. (Monday)

Brad Pitt holding his daughter Zahara as they exit a helicopter in New York City. (Sunday)

Brad Pitt Covers Italian GQ

Checkout the super duper orgasmic Brad Pitt on the November cover of Italian GQ. One word, hot! (B. Scott faints!)

F.B.D. Alert: Brad Pitt

One of our quintessential future baby daddies, Brad Pitt, was photographed today in NYC on set of his latest flick, Burn After Reading squeezing his bagel buns together while climbing over a brick wall! Take me higher lord! I just have one question, what type of jam do you prefer on your bagel buns love muffins?

Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie…

… who hit the streets Saturday to take their four children to Kidville playground in NYC really seem to be happier and sexier than ever! Aw, look at them with their tiny tots… priceless.

And am I the only one who believes that Shiloh is the real life version of the Gerber baby? Anyway, there you have it love muffins your Monday dose of cuteness!

Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Just…

…. want to take Maddox Jolie-Pitt to school in peace but are causing a media circus everyday instead! His arrival and departure from school at the Lycee Francais in New York City is truly getting out of control. Dan Cooke, Lycee’s director of operations, issued the below message to discourage parents and students from adding to the craziness.

“I’m sure you are aware the school has received much media attention recently during the arrival and dismissal times because of the presence of celebrities Ms. Angelina Jolie and/or Mr. Brad Pitt. I want to make you aware that before the first day of school I met with their security team to discuss the best manner in which for them to drop off and pick up their son. Our foremost goal was to cause the least amount of disruption to the school and to ensure the security of all of our students and families.

Regretfully, I have seen some parents taking pictures, asking for autographs, talking to the media and even shouting at Ms. Jolie and Mr. Pitt for recognition. Therefore, in the best interests of the school and safety of your child(ren) I must ask for everyone to please respect the family’s privacy and discontinue these practices.”

Back up people! Please!

More Brad Pitt On Set Of ‘Burn After Reading’

Here are some more pictures of Brad Pitt on the set of Burn After Reading in NYC on Sunday!

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