So I went to XM Satellite Radio Salutes Ludacris Grammy Party Hosted by Queen Latifah at Social last night and it was the most GHETTO SH@T I have ever been to!
Top Five Reasons I Won’t Go To Another Ghetto Event:
1. SERVING UP GREASY FRIED CHICKEN THAT EVEN LUDACRIS WAS SCARED OF!

2: EVEN THE STARS HAD TO WAIT IN LINE! It was so disorganized that even celebrities like Regina King and Nick Lachey had to wait in line to get in! I heard Terrence Howard who was there for two seconds say “F@#K THIS I’M GOING HOME” as he left the building! (P.S. Terrence Howard was so fine in person, I almost jumped on his back!)

3. THE TWO WHITE PEOPLE THERE LOOKED AFRAID FOR THEIR LIVES! Nick Lackey & Vanessa Minnillo were obviously tired of being pushed and shoved. Can’t you see the fear in Vanessa’s EYES!

4. B. SCOTT COULD ONLY GET A PICTURE WITH AKON! Damn! Damn! Damn! Akon was so nice though but it was just too many people there to move much less take a picture! You can see I wasn’t too happy love muffins!

5. LUDACRIS AND QUEEN LATIFAH PLAN THEIR ESCAPE! Queen Latifah came late and left early. She stayed just long enough to plan her speedy exit!

~OH AND I LIED! THERE WERE THREE WHITE PEOPLE THERE! Ryan Phillippe showed up looking the worst I have ever seen him!~

