Brand Pitt and Angelina are so damn orgasmic! There is nothing I wouldn’t do to be between them when they get to thrusting! …….Take me higher lord! and forgive me for all my nasty gutter-butt thoughts!

Why can’t people just shut the f#*k up! Angelina Jolie is coming under fire now for her comments to French Magazine Gala. If you missed our previous post here is what she said about Madonna and her adoption, “I would never take a child away from a place where adoption is illegal.” It is now being revealed by several media sources that Jolie’s adoption of Maddox from Cambodia was extremely shady. She used Seattle International Adoptions, run by Lauryn Galindo – who was found guilty two years later of visa fraud and money laundering related to Cambodian adoptions forcing Cambodia to almost completely close its doors to international adoption. Jolie has since backpedaled from her comments about Madonna and says her words were twisted around. People just need to mind their own business!

“She has an ass the size of the f*$king Apollo moon rocket”
Janice Dickinson badgering one of her models. Catch the premiere of her second season tonight on Oxygen at 10/9c

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Mr. & Mrs. Jolie-Pitt hit up the West Hollywood premiere of ‘God Grew Tired of Us’ last night. Angelina looks double a-mazingly gorgeous, whereas her boo piece is looking…well…um…rough to say the least. This is unlike him! Looks like the long nights of baby-raising have left him haggard with $50 worth of groceries in those bags under his eyes. What I want to know is what dear ‘ol Angie is thinking as she gazes into those blue crow’s feet riddled eyes of his. Could be thoughts of how to get started on Shiloh Jr!

As for the film itself, this is a documentary (narrated by Nicole Kidman) about three Sudanese men–three of over 25,000 children known as the lost boys. After living in a Kenyan refugee camp, they are then one of the 3,600 lost boys invited to live in America. If you can get your hands on screening passes, check this film out. It will be released on Friday, Jan. 12.