Could the United Nations of Brangelina be expanding???? First it was Cambodia, then came Ethiopa, then it was Angelina’s uterus, and now it may be Vietnam. (Shit I was hoping for a Hispanic kid!). A source in Vietnam tells US Weekly that the couple have filed papers with the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration services to adopt a boy from the Tam Binh orphanage in Ho Chi Minh City where they spent Thanksgiving last year. It seems the beautiful pair are taking over the world one child at a time! I wonder if I’m to old to be adopted by the bionic couple??? I’m submitting my application right now! I’ll keep you posted…

Brangelina and their United Nations Crew went for a family stroll in their new hometown of New Orleans. I must say, they are looking SUPER CUTE! 9-month-old Shiloh is simply adorable and her 2-year-old sister Zahara is having no problems getting her grub on. This family is so perfect it makes me sick! I just have one tiny question…Where The Hell Is Maddox?

Marcheline Bertrand, actress and mother of Angelina Jolie, died on Saturday at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles at the age of 56. She was surrounded by her children, Angelina and son James Haven, as well as Brad Pitt when she lost her 7 year battle with cancer. Our deepest sympathy to Brangelina and their family at this troubling time.

Angelina Jolie takes a hands-on approach to parenting Monday as she picks up son Maddox, 5, after school in New Orleans, where the actress and partner Brad Pitt have set up house while he films on location.

After the Golden Globe Awards (where Angie looked like she was being held captive by contractual chains), Angelina Jolie has been reported as dealing with some stressful situations in her relationship with Brad. In addition to the desire to make the move to New Orleans as a fresh start, the LUSCIOUS-LIPPED Jolie has asked Brad Pitt’s sister-in-law, Lisa Pitt, to SEVER her connections to Jennifer Aniston, whom Lisa remains very loyal.

With her ability to completely knock her father (Jon Voight) out of her life, we know that Jolie is no stranger to severing ties that are not in her favor. Lisa had better Ditch Jen or face the wrath of GENERAL JOLIE!

Our recently crowned King & Queen, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, according to US Weekly are leaving LA to live in New Orleans! They have purchased a $3.5M house in the French Quarter, and plan to send their we are the world children to school in NOLA! Damn. Do Brad and Angie have to leave us to do humanitarian work? Aren’t there enough CRAZY ASS HOMELESS people in downtown LA to help?