Volatile couple Amy Winehouse and husband Blake Fielder-Civil continue to try and have a “normal” Caribbean vacation on Wednesday. The lovebirds were photographed taking a romantic boat ride around St. Lucia. Surprising, I actually think that they look cute together here and Amy made the right decision when she canceled her performance at this year’s MTV VMAs due to her drug and health issues.

In other AW news… The Daily Star is reporting “She really believes having a baby would help them put all their troubles behind them.” Something tells me that having a baby will only make things worse at this point in their relationship. Why is it that people think that having children with improve their relationship? (B. Scott shaking his head!)

Checkout this hilarious parody of Amy Winehouse after her fight with her husband by comedian Stevie Ryan.

Here’s another one Stevie did about a week ago called “Amy Winehouse Talks About Rehab.” Enjoy!

So here’s what Amy Winehouse says happened:

“Blake is the best man in the world. We would never ever harm each other… I was cutting myself after he found me in our room about to do drugs with a call girl and rightly said I wasn’t good enough for him. I lost it and he saved my life. He did not and never has hurt me. He has such a hard time and he so supportive… He is an amazing man who saved my life again and got cut badly for his troubles. All he get’s is horrible stories printed about him and he just keeps quiet, but this is too much. I’ll be alright. I need to fight my man’s corner for him though.”

Do you believe it love muffins? It’s such a horrible thing to say, but it’s these kinds of troubles in artists’ lives that make their music so passionate and real. So many artists across every genre have been the most amazing talents with skeletons literally falling out of their closets. Again, this is a horrific thing to say, but would Amy’s music be what it is now if she didn’t have such a tragic life?

Amy Winehouse and her husband Blake Fielder-Civil clearly went at it!!! She gave him the wop-boom-bam-slice, and he came back with the boobop-gash-stomp! They are a mess! Something hints at a razor blade filled coke binge must’ve played a role in those cuts on his face, but we don’t know how her knee and foot are gushing with blood. Is this not enough proof that two crackheads cannot be left alone with supervision? It’s also enough proof to show that someone needs to help them before they both die at each other’s hands no less!

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Amy “Not In Rehab” Winehouse amazed fellow shoppers in a Camden, North London convenience store yesterday when she lifted a magazine and left without paying.

Apparently AW paid for a couple things, cautiously looked over her shoulder, randomly boosted a copy of the New Musical Express and rushed out the store. Take me higher lord! Being a drug addict and a kleptomaniac is not cute!