The splendiferous mother-to-be Angelina Jolie graces the cover of July’s issue of Vanity Fair. She is just stunning! I know she is ready to have her babies – yes, you already know she will be having more kids!
On being pregnant with twins: “I love it. It makes me feel like a woman. It makes me feel that all the things about my body are suddenly there for a reason. It makes you feel round and supple, and to have a little life inside you is amazing. Also, I’m fortunate. I think some women have a different experience depend-ing on their partner. I think that affects it. I happen to be with somebody who finds pregnancy very sexy. So that makes me feel very sexy.”
On her international family: “When I was growing up I wanted to adopt, because I was aware there were kids that didn’t have parents. It’s not a humanitarian thing, because I don’t see it as a sacrifice. It’s a gift. We’re all lucky to have each other. I look at Shiloh—because, obviously, physically, she is the one that looks like Brad and I when we were little—and say, ‘If these were our brothers and sisters, how much would we have known by the time we were six that it took into our 30s and 40s to figure out?’ I suppose I’m giving them the childhood I always wished I had.”
On daughter Shiloh’s birth: “We were in this little hospital in Africa when Shi was born. I don’t think there was anybody else in the hospital. It was just a little cottage, the three of us. It ended up being the greatest thing…. I had a C-section and I found it fascinating. I didn’t find it a sacrifice and I didn’t find it a painful experience. I found it a fascinating miracle of what a body can do.” CONTINUE READING
Take me higher lord! A Japanese woman was arrested after she was caught sleeping in a man’s house for a year. Ain’t this some monkey doodle foolishness?! The owner of the house didn’t realize a stranger was living in his house until food started disappearing. Lawd have mercy kelly clarkson eddie murphy! I know that woman was snoring – I just don’t get how he couldn’t hear her snoring while he was sleep, unless he was snoring louder then her.
Police found the 58-year-old woman Thursday hiding in the top compartment of the man’s closet and arrested her for trespassing, police spokesman Hiroki Itakura from southern Kasuya town said Friday…One of the cameras captured someone moving inside his home Thursday after he had left…”We searched the house … checking everywhere someone could possibly hide,” Itakura said. “When we slid open the shelf closet, there she was, nervously curled up on her side.”
At least she was “neat and clean”, according to the owner. Jesus take the wheel, because I need a sip of my shut yo mouth potion!
If you’re a fan of the furry fruit, then you’ll love this frozen coconut treat.
Ingredients:
3 cups cold water
1 (16-ounce) can cream of coconut
1 cup light rum
1/4 cup maraschino liqueur
2 tablespoons freshly squeezed lime juice
Combine all ingredients in a large 2-quart container and stir until thoroughly mixed. Cover and chill in the freezer until mixture reaches the consistency of soft sorbet, about 24 hours. Using an ice cream maker*, pour in the coconut mixture and spin until thick and slushy. Keep cocktail chilled in the ice cream maker base while serving.
*Don’t have an ice cream maker? Try a blender and mix slowly.
2. Watch This! Sex and the City
We don’t have to say anymore. The fans are ready for this movie, and the excitement levels are off the charts. If you haven’t purchased your tickets ahead of time, you may be out of luck!
3. Wear This! “Anything Sheer”
See through is oh so alluring…as long as you don’t cross that thin line that could surely put you into the trashy category! From blouses to dresses to wraps, love muffins, add drops of sheer to your fashion style this summer, and you can’t go wrong.
4. Hear This! “Adassa—Sexy”
Looking for a new song to blast while you’re getting ready for the streets? Turn up the volume on this one from Adassa. It’s all in Spanish, but we think you’ll get the gist. It’s so sexy!
Are your friends tired of you coming over every Saturday for quality time when all you reall want to do is lounge by their pool? Well now you can be a little less scrubby and check out the all day pool party at The Flat Lounge in Downtown LA. For just $20, you can lounge all you want from noon to 9:00 pm to the beats of several DJs. It’s this Sunday, June 1. Click HERE for more information and discounted tickets.
Aaliyah’s “Rock The Boat” is so sensual and so beautiful – I had to feature this! The day her third album was released, Aaliyah, I headed to the store to get a copy of the album – I made sure I got the CD with the DVD included. Her talent is truly missed.
Love muffins this month’s issue of UK In Style (July) features Renee Zellweger as its cover girl, a just splendiferous cover girl I might add! Here are some of the highlights:
On working with George Clooney: “It was a no-brainer. I heard George was making a movie and I said, “When?” If he had asked me to make peanut butter sandwiches for the catering, I would have said, “Crunchy or smooth?” It’s never less than great with him. And poor me, I had to watch guys throwing a football all day. Yeah, that was horrible. (Chuckles) Talk about living the dream.”
On being a happy person: “I’m fortunate. I think I was born happy. If I have a bad moment, it doesn’t take me long to switch the gear back. I say, ‘That sucked,’ and move on. There’s a lot I want to do. I want to be better at things. I want to know more; I want to understand more. I want to figure out what it is I’m supposed to do. I’m on the road, but I know it’s not the whole road.”
On being Fulfilled: “I’m not about “If only””, she says of her life. “I know the reality of things and there’s always good there. There’s no yearning with me. There’s intention.”
On acting and liking her job: “I like the struggle of my work,” she continues. “I like that it’s ridiculous and that it matters to me for reasons I can’t verbalise eloquently. I like it when you’re shooting in 47 degrees below zero and everybody looks the same and it’s hilarious and we’re getting done what we’d hope to do that day.”
On being conscientious: “I care about what the path I tread looks like. That matters to me – not how other people perceive me. I don’t want to be cruel or belittle people. That’s not part of my constitution and I’m very glad that it isn’t.”
Check out Renee in a divine ensemble after the jump! CONTINUE READING