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May 30, 2008 Say What? Woman Found Living In A Closet!
Take me higher lord! A Japanese woman was arrested after she was caught sleeping in a man’s house for a year. Ain’t this some monkey doodle foolishness?! The owner of the house didn’t realize a stranger was living in his house until food started disappearing. Lawd have mercy kelly clarkson eddie murphy! I know that woman was snoring – I just don’t get how he couldn’t hear her snoring while he was sleep, unless he was snoring louder then her.
Police found the 58-year-old woman Thursday hiding in the top compartment of the man’s closet and arrested her for trespassing, police spokesman Hiroki Itakura from southern Kasuya town said Friday…One of the cameras captured someone moving inside his home Thursday after he had left…”We searched the house … checking everywhere someone could possibly hide,” Itakura said. “When we slid open the shelf closet, there she was, nervously curled up on her side.”
At least she was “neat and clean”, according to the owner. Jesus take the wheel, because I need a sip of my shut yo mouth potion!
Shannon
May 30, 2008 at 6:32 pm
ROFL!!!
richeefan
May 30, 2008 at 7:48 pm
Ciao LBS…I’m lost 4 words..
yes
May 31, 2008 at 1:48 pm
she should have just asked him, im sure they could have made some type of exchange, she coulda cleaned up and then she could have at least had a pillow