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With the Hollywood red carpets full of celebrities, models with long flowing tresses, picture perfect outfits, and makeup in place—Agyness Deyn is a new and welcomed face. Agyness, whose real name is Laura Hollins, is a 24 year old British model who is taking the runway by storm and has been deemed “the next Kate Moss.” Known for her obvious good looks, bleached blonde boyish cut hair, and not so norm red carpet fashion sense; Agyness gets everyone’s attention! She has walked runways all across the world and currently models in ad campaigns for Burberry and Giorgio Armani. Let’s admit, her fashion sense is…well…let’s just say it’s different. But for some reason, she gets a fashion pass from me. She has described her look as evolving from being “boyish punk” to now “lady punk.”
Love muffins, this is some true monkey doodle foolishness if I have ever heard of it! This seven year old boy took his grandma’s Dodge Durango on a joy ride, because he says he was mad at his mother and he likes to do hood rat stuff. Hood rat what?! Oh, take me higher lord and when you think I’m high enough, take me a little further! I am just truly speechless on this and his grandma says that if she wouldn’t get arrested she would mollywhop him. Go ahead grandma, we won’t tell. Here’s the kicker, just when you thought it was over. He is only grounded from his video games on the weekends. Come on and let’s get this child the guidance he needs before heading to destruction.
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Love muffins get in to this! There is a rumor surfacing that the same Emperor’s Club that Elliot Spritzer (former NY Governor) was associated with, have more clients to possibly be named. This rumor has a lot of A-list celebrities linked to this prostitution ring. Take me higher Lord! These men have nothing better to do with their millions except pay for nasty gutter butt trollops that they can get for free! Why lord why?!
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Love muffins, I am speechless right now and not in a good way! Scarlett you are a great actress so please stick to it!
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Love muffins, Beyonce and Ellen Degeneres have a new American Express commercial out now. At first, I couldn’t tell if it was new or just an old commercial that was only released in Europe or Japan because it mentioned that Ellen was trying to get tickets for Beyonce’s concert. I was like “What concert? I wanna go”. You see how they be confusing B. Scott?! I was ready to chuck my pinkberry at the TV, until I realized my addiction wouldn’t let me get so foolish. Take me higher lord!
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Love muffins, say it isn’t so! The usually orgasmic Gary Dourdan from CSI was arrested on drug possession.
Shortly after 5 a.m., a patrol officer spotted Dourdan parked on the wrong side of the street and he appeared to be sleeping, the Palm Springs Police Department said in a statement.Dourdan was found in possession of suspected cocaine, heroin, ecstasy and prescription pills, the statement added. The officer described Dourdan, 41, as “disoriented” and possibly under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs. After five hours in custody, the actor posted $5,000 bail and was released. A rep for the actor wasn’t immediately available for comment.
You’d think he learned a thing or two from working on CSI. There is some truth in their story lines. Maybe their next one will be on how not to fall asleep on the wrong side of the road with it snowing horses in your pocket. Take me higher lord, but not as high as Gary! Let’s get it together!
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