Love muffins it looks like the splendiferous Angelina Jolie and the orgasmic Brad Pitt could be looking into marriage.

“She’s stopped saying ‘I’ll never marry,’” the source reveals, “instead, she says, ‘When the time is right.’ That is a huge step for Angelina. She says if it ensures the future happiness of her kids, then what difference does a piece of paper make?” There are rumors that the wedding may take place on a boat belonging to billionaire Microsoft Co-Founder Paul Allen.

After so long, it’s not a surprise anymore, just about dog on time. Go ahead and put it on paper. Get your man Angie, get him, because if you won’t, I will! Take me higher lord!

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Love muffins, Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson recently did a duet to Willie’s song “Superman” last week. I don’t know if I like the song. Right now, they are working on a collaboration in the studio in Amsterdam. Thoughts?

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Love muffins, I ran across a story about an 18-year-old, Ryan Schallenberger, who planned to blow up his school, go to heaven, and kill Jesus! How you going to try to sneak up on Jesus? How you going to try to kill Jesus?! Take me higher lord! CNN reported that, “he said death was better than life,” Craig Townsend said. “He told the sheriff he wanted to die and go to heaven and once he got there, he wanted to kill Jesus.” Luckily, the parents and the police were able to prevent Ryan from bombing his school!

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Check out the ensemble that Alicia Keys rocked at the Late Show With David Letterman Tuesday. Those shoes, love muffins, those shoes are super duper hot! You better work it! Also, she did a super duper job performing “Teenage Love Affair” considering that she had swollen vocal cord. Thoughts?

Hey love muffins, I actually sat down and watched the second episode of MTV’s A Shot At Love 2 With Tila Tequila on Tuesday. It pissed me off at how disrespectful the men in the house were. They don’t even deserve to be called men. Take me higher lord! Out of nowhere, during breakfast, Jay and Chad started throwing eggs at Sirbrina. You just don’t do this, especially if you have only known the person for about 3 days! Then Scotty had the nerve to pour two cups of whatever on Samantha. Now if someone threw drinks on me, on B. Scott, all hell would have broken loose. You better believe that I would have layeth the Smackdown! Can you smell what B. Scott is cooking?! You’d probably catch me on the 11 o’clock news mollywhopping folks from head to toe! Just because I am gay, doesn’t mean that this 6′1″ man (yes many of you forget that I am a man) can’t get down! What would you do if someone threw drinks on you? Check out the video clip on MTV.

Love muffins, I am so flabbergasted right now! What person in their right mind would want to air out their dirty laundry on television, on Divorce Court! Lord have mercy kelly clarkson eddie murphy! Honestly, I could not help but laugh at the situation! Getting divorced is no laughing matter, but, lord take me higher! Don’t forget to check out part 1 of the part 2 episode that will air this Thursday.