Love Muffins, yesterday there was so much going on in my life – so “In Case You Missed It“… yesterday – let me give you a super duper update today:

I’m Not Obsessed is reporting that the celebrity news mag headlines are inundated this week with Brittany Spears and Katie Holmes stories. Brittany’s getting her life together and Katies seems to be falling apart. Take me higher Lord!

TMZ has exclusively reported that Paris has apologized to Kim Kardashian (rolls eyes) for saying that her booty looked like “cottage cheese in a trash bag”… LORDHAVEMERCY! (Drinking more shut yo mouth potion…) And now she has apologized – (If I rolled my eyes at this mess any harder they’d fall out my head!)

On to more interesting and report worthy news: Yes! Yes! Yes! Project Runway Winner Christian Siriano will be on a special episode of Ugly Betty on May 1st according to People. Siriano is a Love Muffin and I’m definitely a fan of his designs so I’ll surely be tuning in!

Over on Necole Bitchie the drama unfolds with rumors of some crazy NFL player named Adewele Ogunleye thats supposedly cheating on the beautiful Sanaa Lathan for some random “jump off.” Take me higher Lord! I have so much things to say right now…(lips sealed emoticon) But I wont say a word… Not even one.

Lord! Lord! Lord! What is the first lady of Turks and Caicos doing almost butt booty naked on the cover of Smooth magazine? Here I am Lord – here’s the wheel! TAKE IT! [Crunk+Disorderly]

PopSugar is reporting that sources have confirmed – Universal has given Amy Winehouse an ultimatum. Either she gets it together or they’ll never release another album. I think this is the best thing they can do for her. Not for the sake of talking negatively or judging but for her health – for her life even.

Oh Sweet Gentle Jesus – I miss reporting on the “In Case You Missed It…” one day and everyone loses their got dang mind – from “jump offs” forgetting their place – to the reprise of Playa’s Club – I just can’t take it! I’ll be on top of my game tomorrow yall! Give me a little time to settle down from all this celebrity drama and calamity!