January 27, 2008 Hilarious Video: Takiyah Singing Falsetto (The Dream)

Take me higher lord! This has to be the funniest s@#t I have heard in all my days! Takiyah (one of my favorite YouTube singers and friend) “was bored and wrote some lyrics” to The Dream’s “Falsetto” because she “didn’t wanna sing about making some dude hollering in bed!” Love muffins get into this and laugh like there’s no tomorrow! Enjoy!

To read Takiyah’s super duper creatively funny lyrics for The Dream’s “Falsetto”

verse 1:
i was checking him out over there
as he was putting it down like a mofo mack
trying to get at her from across the table
and she agreed to be down like the d’s on his lac
Slow dancin in the club
his grill look like rainbows
her weave was getting caught
in between his chains of gold
she was talking all that ish just as soon as he was about to hit
he smelt her vajayjay and it smelled like fish and grits got him screaming like this

chorus:

verse 2:
She started telling all her homies he couldn’t handle it
and he was telling all his dudes that she wasn’t douching it
then she told them about his itty bitty thing
then he said “mane, dog she’s apart of the itty bitty titty committee”
she wondered if they could’ve had something worth wild
he thought, since i ain’t getting laid i can buy a nose plug for the night
as he proceeded to call someone to kick it with
he heard a knock at the door and smelled that crazy ish again that had him screaming like this

chorus

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