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December 28, 2007 Melissa Beck from MTV’s Real World New Orleans Is A Love Muffin!
One of my love muffins, caribsuga, sent me an email that informed me that my favorite super duper hilarious Real World personality, Melissa (Howard) Beck, saw my video “B. Scott Rings The Alarm On Chris Stokes’ Cousin & E-Ballers!” and remarked “Instantly, I am transformed into a Love Muffin.” Take me higher lord, this has so made my day – I absolutely adore Melissa for being the naturally cute as can be kind person that she is!
Love muffins you have to read her reaction to my video that was featured on her splendiferous weblog, PrincessMelissa.com below:
I just woke up and came downstairs to see if there were any more developments overnight. I went to bed with some information about The Bloods (!) and Raz B missing for two days. This shit is out of control. The fact that my source of news is actually the Internet makes me feel old and hip all at the same time. It’s a bizarre phenomenon. Am I still with it? Or am I just doing what you must do to get news because I expected this to be on the regular TV and it’s just not.
From ONTD I found LoveBScott.
WOW. WOW. WOW.
Instantly, I am transformed into a Love Muffin. Are you a Love Muffin? You should be if you’re not already. I love him.
HE SAYS IT ALL RIGHT HERE!
And he manages to break into Danity Kane’s Sleep on It in the midst of it.
Why am I a grown ass woman in my pajamas, with freshly re-applied nighttime spot treatment, standing at my computer and clapping! Screaming THANK YOU every two minutes. Why?
E-ballers? LoveBScott, we are brethren. I am you and you are me. We are one. We are kindred spirits, here. I’m e-hugging you right now. The letters people send with anonymity are so atrocious and hysterical all at the same time. I’ve been reading these for years. I have saved some because they are that hilarious. I didn’t have a name for this condition so thank you for alerting me to the scientific diagnosis of e-balls. TM that shit today, boy. It’s so true!
Ugh, and you’re so right about the photos. I was thinking the same thing! HELLUV FUCKING SMOKE!
Well Melissa, let me just say that I love you more and indeed we are brethren! I definitely look forward to hearing from you soon and I added your weblog to our blogroll on the right! And congrats on your recent marriage to your orgasmic future baby daddy, Justin Beck! Love muffins click HERE to see the pictures from her wedding!
And here’s a throwback clip of Melissa from Real World New Orleans having some fun with the on-star agent pretending to be her Mother with a thick Filipino accent! Hilarious!
[ ryan ]
December 28, 2007 at 6:04 pm
She is my favorite Real World personality too! That season (New Orleans) was the best too… ummmmm, DANNY! When I was working in a restaurant during college she came in with Coral and I served them. I had them autograph a menu for me! LOL Thanks for reminding me about her blog, I used to read it all the time and some how it got lost in the shuffle.
GossipChick
December 28, 2007 at 6:34 pm
OMGGGG thank you for bringing her back in my life!!! i lovvvveedddd her and thought she was so funny but lost track…thanks bscott kissssessss!
hilltop2
December 28, 2007 at 7:03 pm
She was so funny on the Real World… I’ll have to check out her weblog..
dabaddest
December 28, 2007 at 7:54 pm
Marquis Houston has been sleeping with Chris Stokes
http://www.zshare.net/audio/5964091f5a6712/
http://www.zshare.net/audio/596420812e72ae/
this interview is pure FIRE
LoLo B
December 28, 2007 at 8:19 pm
I love Princess Melissa!!! She’s reppin’ 4 Filipinos all around!
I’ve been meaning to comment your blog and am just now getting a chance to do so B.! You keeps your opinion real and has the balls to put it on YouTube and stand behind it!
Melissa
December 28, 2007 at 11:17 pm
I love her! we have the same name
priestess-b
December 29, 2007 at 4:27 pm
LOVE HER!
mzsuzuki
December 30, 2007 at 9:24 pm
Melissa was too funny. I wish her ALL the best!
tm
December 30, 2007 at 10:39 pm
melissa is DAT BITCH. i love her. always will. and we all know her realworld cast was the best!! congrats to melissa.