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December 19, 2007 Britney Spears’ Kids To Be Tested For Drugs!
Take me higher lord, Britney Spears wants to get her boys drug tested, because she believes KFed is smoking weed around them. (B. Scott faints and rolls underneath his desk!)
A little birdie told Life&Style, “Britney believes Kevin’s been smoking pot in front of the kids. She says she can smell it in the boys’ hair and on their clothes when she has her visitation with them.”
“She’s asked the court-appointed monitor and her lawyers if they can prove the kids have been exposed to environments in which drugs have been taken.” She was advised to cut off some of her boys’ hair right after they’ve been at K-Fed’s house so that it can be tested for traces of weed. They can test the strands of hair. Brit-Brit wants to hold an emergency hearing to ask the Commissioner to make K-Fed submit to drug tests as well, which I think is only fair.
But the question is: when will all this monkey-doodle foolishness end? Thoughts?
Melissa
December 19, 2007 at 8:02 pm
What? isn’t she on drugs too? what does it matter?
Brandon
December 19, 2007 at 8:25 pm
As I remember, I don’t think it ever came out that Britney was doing drugs. She missed a drug test, but the only thing ever found in her system was prescription medication, which she may or may not be abusing.
Anywho, I think it’s good that Britney is starting to demand things of Kevin in the court battle. Up until now it’s been Kevin (and the public) demanding things of Britney and painting her to be the worst mother in the world. It started to look like people were forgetting hat Kevin Federline isn’t exactly “Father of the Year” himself. He’s probably fucking up every day too. In fact, I’m sure he is. But the public no longer cares about what HE does in his private time, so he’s not in the tabloids and thus looks like a “concerned father”.
deborah smooth
December 19, 2007 at 11:49 pm
It won’t ever stop till we stop paying attention to the useless witterings of these mental midgets. The printer broke at work today and there was a light on the front that kept flashing that had the word “attention” written below it. The IT guy who showed up to fix it called it “The Britney Spears Light”. I about died laughing.
deborah smooth
December 19, 2007 at 11:54 pm
And BTW. *I* shacked up with my BF at the tender age of 16. Did I get pregnant? Did I? Nope. I used The Pill. And it saw me through, people. 16 years old. And my parents knew! Who do you think paid for my health insurance back then? They did. Never gave me no bother about it neither. That’s parenting.