December 18, 2007 Finish This Sentence: Jonte Nutcracker Edition!

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Just in time for the holidays, dancer/singer Jonte who was recently photographed conducting his signature nutcracker (oh wait I don’t see any) boom-kat looks like _____________ ?

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16 Comments

  • Erkel! You so naughty!

  • …looks like he’s post-op. No more nuts to crack.

  • Jonte’s the sweetest…love him.

  • ok….so….I have NOOOOOOOOOOO words….But where are the nuts? I don’t see any to crack

  • wow. thats all i can say. wow. on all levels, clothes, accessories, that move, it all.

    wow.

  • DID HE HAVE HIS PACKAGE REMOVED. WHERE THE HELL IS IT. STUNNED!!!!!

  • You Don't Know Me

    December 18, 2007 at 3:05 pm

    *pulls out magnifying glass, inspects thoroughly*

    Nope! Definitely no nuts to report! That flexibility is like none other. Does he give classes? I’m tryna take those kind of moves to the bedroom!

  • Is that his pocketbook behind his calf? That stank bitch better work. Who else can strike a pose with their pocketbook, big bird goggles and juanita bynum pink lipstick smeared across the lips. I ain’t mad….but he can’t be up under me looking like the fool o’ the day.

  • A NASTY MESS!!!!!!

  • I have an idea for a fragrence! Pink Pussy! Steal Vagina! After Birth! Pig Puke!!

  • Like he should have put as much effort into his makeup and eye gear as he did into that move

  • LOL @ mDavis. Yeah, this IS a sight to behold. No words. No nuts.

  • This is NUTS!!!!!

    lmao

  • …B. Scott in his next youtube video.

  • THIS MADE ME LAUGH SOOOOOOO HARD–
    jallball
    Is that his pocketbook behind his calf? That stank bitch better work. Who else can strike a pose with their pocketbook, big bird goggles and juanita bynum pink lipstick smeared across the lips. I ain’t mad….but he can’t be up under me looking like the fool o’ the day.

  • First of all, no one can dance like him, his live is crazy, his crew is also the best,

    and tell you the truth, his face is too perfect does not even need make up, but he does wear, so you all can enjoy his make up well, i really want ya all to see his none-make up face.

    its so smooth like ridiculous. all of his make up artist get confuse, show they put foundation, and he would say put many make up as much as u can, cause he loves make up.

    Im just his fan, so i only know good things about him but, go check http://www.myspace.com/jonteonlinee to see who he really is. too perfect everything.

    He is really nice in person. And his dance class is so much fun that even None dancers like designers, editors, and press comes to his dance class so as professional dancers.

    And started his carrier is ridiculous dancer and choreographer for Beyonce, Janet, Maya, Pussy cat doll, and Amuro Namie known as Japan’s once in a hundred year artist. Its funny he only get invited to work with the best artists all over the world.

    Now is him to come out as an artist, i cannot wait.

    Love B-SCOTT always. wanna see his interview by you. You should take his class as well!

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